pillfucked

To be exremely fucked up on pills of the narcotic kind, ie:valiums

"Man, I am so pillfucked after taking those 2 valiums!"

by Gkelly September 25, 2005

PILF

Palin I'd Like To Fuck.

Man, I'd sure like to put tubesteak in that bitch Sarah Palin. She's the real PILF.

by Khaytsus October 18, 2008

pilf

Politician I'd Love to Fuck

Sarah Palin is a PILF

by Justin January 18, 2009

Pilf

A Pilf is an individual who looks as though the top of his head might be on fire. He usually sees the world through squinty eyes and smells like old milk, it's probably just his dingleberries though. DO NOT, and I repeat DOOO NOT have food around a Pilf. He will go insane and ravage on everything in your household. Think you hear a tea kettle? Or a rape whistle? No... that's probably just the mouth of a young Pilf.

EMILY: Did you hear that sound?
BECCA: Yeah it's that Pilf kid whistling down the street after a white kitty.
EMILY: Can he even see the kitty? His eyes are so squinty.
BECCA: No one knows... all I know is that you better hide your burrito before he sees it.

by serio&herringINC. February 23, 2012

fighter pilot

one who, having consumed a considerable number of 'mick mills'(pills) and can be seen to be pulling 10 G's in a comical caricature of a fighter pilot.

i walked in the club and it was jammed with fighter pilots off their cakes.

by Simon September 17, 2003

Pilot Knob

the worst insult in the history of the world. also, a battle happened there apparently. i don't know, it's got a timeline graph on youtube.

Dan is a Pilot Knob. Man.

by Robert Smith is God December 16, 2008

jet pilot

When a girl places her face against your scrotom as if it is jet pilot's mask and jacks you off as if your penis is a control stick.

Erik why did you just ask your mom if she'd give you a Jet Pilot

by Janky April 22, 2005