pilchard

A word invented by Sarah Collins, when she grew tired of calling idiotic people 'Pillocks' and realised that Pilchard had the same effect.

Jamin you are such a Pilchard!!

by Julie Andrews February 20, 2005

pinch a loaf

When you take one big shit and barely have to wipe afterwards.

Dude, that was one CLEAN loaf!

by casper1 July 11, 2003

Pittsburgh Pinch

It is when you plow a chick sideways in the pooper while pinching her buttcheeks together and proclaiming your male dominance.

John gave Emily the Pittsburgh Pinch after the prom.

Tina said, Come here Tyrone and give me that old steamy Pittsburgh Pinch since you got me those nice cubic zirconia earrings.

by Broe Bersky July 12, 2007

Machu-Pichu

A mountain in South America but also a nickname for a person named Matthew.

First used by fobs who couldn't say Matthew correctly, so they converted it into a name that would be cute but hide their inability to speak english correctly

"Hey! its machu-pichu!"
"But we're in Europe..."
"No, machu!"
"Ohhhh...Matthew"

by Stophy October 4, 2008

Falcon Pinch

A falcon Pinch is the act of Making A woman Bleed from the Vagina. Involving Inserting the thumb and first finger. Reaching to the top if the uterus, Pinching it and pulling it as far down as you can before releasing.

Resulting In a River Rapid of Blood.

I totallay gave Conor's mum a Falcon Pinch last night and she bled Enough for 100 Tranfusions.
Up, Pinch, Pull, Ping!

by lolerdexyallanwins. July 8, 2010

Pilcher

Ugly ass fudge packer that gets butt fucked by apes he keeps in his basement.

Man he got Pilchered

by Nashed potatoes March 13, 2017

Pinch hitter

Someone who bats above their average in relationships with the oposite sex.

Oh my god hes so ugly and old, but hes in a relationship with that hot, young woman. How is that possible?

Hes a pinch hitter!

by Ol' Krissym March 5, 2010