monkey pickle

a banana, so named because monkeys are widely reputed to love bananas

(Actually heard in a supermarket--customer said this to the checker as she rang up the bananas)
"Yeah, I had to buy me some monkey pickles today."

by oldgeezer March 16, 2010

pickle bagger

An old hooker from South Texas.

There is an pickle bagger on the corner of leopard!

by sean micheal April 21, 2007

pickled placenta

After your wife gives birth. Search through the pile of bloody afterbirth between your wifes thighs and find the placenta. Take it home, pickle it in an acidic solution, and put in on a shelf and leave it for a decade or so. When your child is around about 10 years old, put the pickled placenta between two pieces of buttered granary bread and put it in you sons lunch box for his school dinner.

"whoah man, whats that shit in your sandwich? It looks like a pickled placenta!"

by simo_4 January 13, 2008

pickle race

Taking the pickles off your cheese burger at any fast food restaurant, throwing them at the glass so they stick, and watching them slide down the glass. The person that throws pickle that slides the farthest without fallign off whens.

We were so bored we got some cheeseburgers and had a pickle race next the window.

by Clay S. August 4, 2007

pickle party

Any gathering that is exclusively male. Synonymous with sausage party.

Larry's gone to some pickle party at Don's place.

by anonymous February 8, 2005

Douche Pickle

An alternative word to the one most of us use normally which would be 'Douche' or 'Douche Bag'. A more fun word to say in a less serious situation.

"I was playing poker last night and that Douche Pickle took all my money."

by Spades---Brandon November 26, 2006

Slick Pickle

1. (noun) an unsheathed Johnson workin' over the poonie.

2. (verb) the act of prolonged humpage without any prophylactic coverage.

1. (n) "Ladies, although the Slick Pickle may bring you more pleasure, you need to know that it is the number one cause of babies."

2. (v) "Girl, when he told me he didn't have any condoms, I told him to Slick Pickle me...right-damn-now."

by boppa23 July 22, 2011