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Short people

These people are the ones considered vertically challenged. They have many uses. They can be advantageous in certain sports, and can also be used as armrests.

Short people are normally under 5'5, it can vary due to regional height averages. These people are not to be confused with midgets, as they are much much shorter.
Wow, there are so many short people around me! Do you think they'll mind it if i use them as an armrest?
by Adroit957 June 1, 2011
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People's Choice Award

Ted: "Wow, our democracy is now nothing but a "People's Choice Award." We quit caring about background, character, intelligence or other intangibles, and simply pick the most entertaining white guy."
Russ: "Yep, Trump is no Lincoln, Eisenhower or FDR. I guess half the country finds him entertaining enough to be leader of the free world."
Ted: "Makes great sense, doesn't it? You don't think the rest of the world is both freaking out and laughing at us at the same time, do you?"
by hodags1966 November 12, 2020
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People who define names

RETARTED PEOPLE WHO CANT GET COMPLIMENTS IN REAL LIFE SO THEY COMPLIMENT THEMSELVES ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE THEY ARE DESPERATE TO GET ANY FORM OF A POSITIVE COMMENT SO THEY DO IT THEMSELVES AND IN THE FUTURE WILL BE ALONE AND DIE ALONE WITH ONLY THEIR STUPID DEFNITIONS
Retard: People who define names (aka me) are so awesome
Person with a brain: Wrong you stupid mutt
by TheEarthIsFlatIdiotsUGH December 7, 2021
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White people smh

Something black people say when they are disappointed at the actions of white people.
White guy: *Drinks bleach*
Black guy: White people smh
by cooler then your mom October 19, 2017
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corn people

anyone from middle america (specifically the midwest) who lives within, is particularly fond of, or rarely leaves the corn (the corn refers to any US state that is west of Pennsylvania and east of Colorado that also does not border an ocean or the Gulf of Mexico)
Holly: Did you see all those corn people in Times Square this morning?
Amy: Yeah they we’re wearing matching t-shirts and visors and they took up the whole sidewalk.
by hahahafunnyguy August 22, 2020
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French people

“God, those French people are such whores.”

“Aren’t those basically synonyms?”
by Cottagewh0rebisexual November 27, 2022
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The Scrutinization of Single People Day

<Xyrena> So... Anyone got anything special planned for The Scrutinization of Single People Day?
20:41:17 <SD> trying to get laid any way i can cyber or other wise
<DragonLord> lol
* Xyrena nods
<Xyrena> Yup.. Seems to be the idea of it all.
by Mandy Blevins February 6, 2006
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