stinky pencil

when a man gives a woman anal, and pulls out right before he ejactulates and writes his name in semen on her back

"why is she wiping off her back?"
"cuz i heard joe gave her a stinky pencil"

stinky pencil by MidgetStalker113 April 26, 2010

Grey Pencil Creations 

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Grey Pencil Creations by BTAUrbanDictionary September 24, 2020

Missing your Pencil 

Missing your pencil is to be extremely bitchy and pissy for no real reason. In association with PMS, but may come other than the time of the month

From the joke: you know a woman is having a bad day when her tampon is behind her ear and she's missing her pencil

may be used for both men and women

Samantha: SHIT! SHUT UP! ROAR!
Melissa: missing your pencil are we?

Wow, Mr. A. was seriously missing his pencil in class today. He gave me detention for accidentally dropping my book!

Missing your Pencil by Kenzzz March 8, 2008

I'll pencil you in 

Informal idiom meaning to make an appointment for someone; to "pencil them in" to the schedule.

"Can I see the doctor right away?"
"No, but I can pencil you in for a two o'clock appointment."

I'll pencil you in by Hobo Bob May 19, 2004

johnny pencil pusher 

someone who pushes pencils, in an offensive or slightly irritating fashion. Someone who has nothing to do with their time but pushpencils, in the same niche as a baumer.

"conor your such a johnny pencil pusher!!"
"ben jokes milloy what have you been doing today besides pushing pencils?"

johnny pencil pusher by Neil Hall November 19, 2006

Clutch Pencil 

A term used to describe a man penis being very good. Popularised by the famous producer 'Clutch Pencil' AKA ' Princess Terrorist' A Sexy Man (No Homo) that is a Demigod at producing beats.

Sierra: Have you heard about Clutch Pencil?
Morgoth: OMG Yassss, his dick is soooo big!!!

Clutch Pencil by lilminerals June 26, 2020

Smelly Pencil 

When a group of friends slide pencils through their ass cheeks and whoever has the smelliest wins

Person 1: I’m bored you wanna play something?

Person 2: Yeah I’m down for some smelly pencil

Smelly Pencil by BOBO1217365 December 17, 2020