Toilet Pilot

When you are bricked up while taking a shit and suddenly get a crazy boner and start “ piloting” something with your joystick (only works with average or above penis)

Dude last night when I ate Taco Bell I had to shit and ngl I did a Toilet Pilot

by AllahuakPeter April 22, 2025

Co-pilot Queen

Not a passenger, but a partner. She’s in the front seat, matching energy, sharing control, and treated like a queen every mile of the way.

She’s a true Co-Pilot Queen, navigating life side by side with her partner.

by Harry's Way August 7, 2025

Monkey Pilot

When you're just zoning out and your inner monkey is in control of your body. Like, auto-pilot on an aeroplane.

"Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to scratch my balls in front of you, I was on Monkey Pilot"

by anonymous January 6, 2026

Fighter Pilot

One person shits in the tank of a toilet, while at the same time the other person shits in the bowl of the same toilet. Thus pretending to be fighter pilots.

There was only one toilet, so me and my bro had to shit fighter pilot style.

by Three river(s) January 15, 2026

the gay pilot

It means the unaired pilot episode of Sherlock, in wich Johnlock is pretty much evident.

Person A: Hey, what episode is that quote from.
Person B: Oh, it's from the gay pilot

by now-thats-what-i-call-sad November 21, 2018

Bobby Show Pilot

Legendary

KId: "Bobby Show Pilot is AMAZING! I love his whole channel!"

by LordOfDank January 14, 2019

Twenty one pilots

Probably the gayest straight , it’s also a famous band ....

I love twenty one pilots

by Seniõr parmigiano March 23, 2019