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Peter Griffin

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The most epic man on planet earth from the hit show Family guy. Which such catchphrases as “Hey Lois” and “Frickin sweet”
Peter Griffin: This is worst then the time I insert cutaway gag. Ehehehehehheheh
by MUGlol69 September 30, 2021
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peter tracks

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Little spots of dried cum marking where one has either jacked off or had sex.
Rob left peter tracks on my sofa after watching The Dirty Dozen IV.

Ben has peter tracks on his underwear from all of his wet dreams.
by TexAMAggie05 August 28, 2005
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Peter Priesthood

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A male member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons) who fits the stereo-type of the goody-goody Mormon (i.e. devoted to the Church standards). See also "Molly Mormon." Can be used both positively or negatively.
Jimmy is such a Peter Priesthood. He get's his home teaching done on the first of every month!
by HollyVanGogh August 25, 2005
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A man from the country of Philippines who lured multiple children and tortured them on camera and sold them on the Dark Web. He has since been caught and is in jail. Over the course of many investigations, he has killed dozens of children and made 30k of the Dark Web.
Friend: Who's Peter Scully?
Me: A P\pedo
by MousePadKing November 25, 2019
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Peter Principle

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The principle that people will rise to the level of their own incompetence. People get promoted by being good, but not when they're lousy at their job. The Peter Principle states that people will be promoted until they enter a job that they are no good at, and there they will stay forever.

That's why every career manager is terrible at his job.
Bob made middle manager thanks to the Peter Principle.
by suncrush January 1, 2006
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Peter Griffin

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Main character from the hit show Family Guy. Resides in Quahoq, Rhode Island (Formerly known as Petoria.) Husband to Lois Griffin with three children: Meg, Chris, and Stewie. Extremely rude, vulgar man with strict views on the world. Resides in his own un-defined state of mind.
They got a chair that frea-kin' talks, Holy Crap!
by LordRemus November 1, 2004
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So named for the porn star Peter North, whose loads spurt nine to ten times and can fill a measuring cup.
Joe strangled on a Peter North load from a sailor who had just finished six months at sea.
by Richard Black March 14, 2005
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