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A euphemism for masturbation.

Coined on Tuesday the 22nd of March 2011 at approximately 12 noon ET - (17:00 GMT) by the publisher of a zine dedicated to masturbation titled "Romeo Oscar."

As of this time Romeo Oscar exists as a paper zine only.
Sorry I didn't answer the phone when you called. I was Petting the palm pixi.
by Hey old man! April 7, 2011
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To duke a palm

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Definition: He is kinda sus. Looks like the palm isn't duked
Go duke a palm dude
I'm off. It's time to duke a palm
by Dobby2008 December 11, 2021
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When you're at work... and you wonder how other people are SO stupid. You officially give the "Chris Facepalm." Meaning, you lower your head, put your hand on your forehead, cuss a few times and say "What in THE fook."
Did you see the task description this person just made? It makes NO SENSE! "CD Face Palm" here.
by MP is here June 20, 2022
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Kung-Fu Fire Palm

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When you pour lighter fluid on your hand, set it on fire and give somebody a reacharound.
He would stop acting up so i had to put him in his place. I gave him a Kung-Fu Fire Palm and he cried like a bitch.
by Drahky96 October 17, 2023
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Do you see Palm Trees?

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When you're in the car (as a driver or passenger) and someone in the car rolls the windows down when it's freezing outside and they don't need too.
Driver: *Rolls down window in 10⁰ weather*
Passenger: Bro wtf?
Driver: What?
Passenger: Really? Do you see Palm Trees? Roll the fucking window up!
Driver: Ok ok jeez. *Rolls window back up*
by Gizmo0401 December 4, 2023
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Mississippi Mud Palm

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When you grab someone else's undergarments, not knowing they're soiled with feces, and get some of their 'mud' on your palm.
He was cleaning her laundry and tossed a pair of her undergarments into the wash but unknowingly got a Mississippi Mud Palm.
by Jimmybrambram April 9, 2025
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jesse palmer

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<noun>
1. To be awful at something and be a complete chode in the process.
2. To fail at your initial professional endeavors (e.g., throwing more picks than touchdowns as a professional quarterback), then to scurry off from that failure and suck at the blistered teet of American reality television....and suck at that too.
3. Winless former NFL quarterback with a quarterback rating below 60, who proceeded to fail in the Canadian Football League.
4. To be the less successful of a sibling pair...by a long shot.
5. The opposite of to "palmer", as that term is defined on this website.
"Billy Carter really 'jesse palmer'ed hard when he pissed in an airport runway on camera. But I guess it was a great endorsement for Billy Beer."
"Daniel Baldwin was seriously 'jesse palmer'ing when he blew off his appearance on Celebrity Fit Club because he was too busy running butt naked through the Plaza Hotel lobby hopped up on blow."
by Mississippi Mudflap September 19, 2013
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