Delhi Police

Delhi Police is a terrorist organization based in India. Their primary objective is to assist the RSS establish a Hindu Rashtra (theocratic state) in India.

The Delhi Police stood by and waited for the Hindu terrorist to shoot at the people before escorting him to a nearby hotel for khatta dhokla and chai.

by Class struggle memes January 30, 2020

Ball Police

When a sober person asks a intoxicated male to put away either one or both testicles, after they have slipped out due to extreme drunkenness and clumsiness.

Martin: God Jack put away your ball!

Jack: FUCK YOU BALL POLICE!!!

by Martinpj2004 April 3, 2010

12(police)

The police or any member of law enforcement. It is most used by drug smugglers to warn their clients or fellow peddlers of approaching police officers.

Yo pedro 12(police) is on our tail!

by Batte Sr. October 17, 2019

hiphop police

Police Secretly Watching Hip-Hop Artists

Yo, pull over and buy these hiphop polices some doughnuts.. they been following us for the last 100 miles..

by Randy [blur] Robbins February 4, 2006

Knock on the door like the damn police

Excessively knocking or pounding on someone's door.

Stop knocking on the door, like you are the damn police!!!!!!!! I know you want to get in here.

by Saints February 4, 2005

Jazz Police

Pop music damage control. Used by pretentious fools to make someone look like a pretentious fool.

Steve: Yo I really like this new boy band, they're from the UK!
Carl: Wow man, don't make me call the jazz police.

by Not The Weatherman January 23, 2012

fashion police

People who are so conceited and judgemental, their brain cells have decayed immensely.

Wonder around insulting people because they are independent in their clothing.

Fashion Police:''Like oh my god, that top is like so yesterday''.

Person with a fully-functional brain: ''If I wanted any fashions tips, i would at least try someone with a shred of any form of sophistication.

by BadLieutenant September 4, 2004