positute
when a guy sees a hot chick standing on the corner and says to his friend "i just found a positute".
positute by joe goff las vegas August 17, 2011
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postnami
Combination of the words post and tsunami.
When something on a message board breaks and suddenly all the lurkers come out of the woodwork to complain.
When something on a message board breaks and suddenly all the lurkers come out of the woodwork to complain.
"Holy shit, what are all these weird people doing on the forum posting all over the place?"
"It's a postnami. We're waiting for the admin to come on and fix the site so they'll go away."
"It's a postnami. We're waiting for the admin to come on and fix the site so they'll go away."
postnami by zexxxxxxxi July 1, 2012
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Post Drinking Hornies
A medical condition (not-yet-scientifically classified) whereby a person gets unusually horny following an epic drinking binge. Side effects include an uncontrollable desire for coitus and/or masturbation. This phenomenon is particularly unusual because the patient is generally suffering simultaneously from the normal side effects of overindulging in alcohol consumption.
One possible explanation for this is that the body is releasing large quantities of testosterone / growth hormones in an effort to heal the body from the effects of partying. This can also be referred to in short as PDH.
One possible explanation for this is that the body is releasing large quantities of testosterone / growth hormones in an effort to heal the body from the effects of partying. This can also be referred to in short as PDH.
You go on a bachelor party vacation to Cabo San Lucus or Las Vegas. Say you drink Thursday-Saturday night non-stop. On Sunday, and possibly even Monday, you may feel extremely horny. This is what is referred to as "The Post Drinking Hornies".
Post Drinking Hornies by Water Bison July 23, 2013
Post Traumatic Shit Disorder (PTSD)
A crippling panic which arises after taking a shit when you suddenly realize someone is waiting to use the toilet immediately after you and (a) you left a shit stain in the toilet that can't be removed and/or (b) you left a catastrophic stench that would choke a horse.
Person 1: Dude, I almost died at Sherry's house. I took a nasty shit which left a skid mark on the toilet, it wouldn't come off, and her hot sister was waiting for me to use it.
Person 2: Whoa, dude. That's a classic case of Post Traumatic Shit Disorder (PTSD)
Person 2: Whoa, dude. That's a classic case of Post Traumatic Shit Disorder (PTSD)
Post Traumatic Shit Disorder (PTSD) by Screw Liberals June 24, 2016
Post-nut powwow
After rawdogging a chick and blowing your load in her vagina, remain inside the female and engage in non-sexual related conversation.
Mike brought up Jane's obsession with Rick and Morty after cumming inside her resulting in a post-nut powwow.
Post-nut powwow by Rowdorr July 30, 2016
possessional anchors
She had been divorced for 3 years and glancing around her home, she suddenly became aware of the possessional anchors from a previous life scattered throughout and knew that it was time to discard them and move on.
possessional anchors by crs-w November 1, 2016
Post camp depression
An extreme feeling of sadness after summer camp is over. Nothing to do, nobody to talk to and you can’t do anything but just sit there are ball your eyes out.
Post camp depression by THC18469 August 14, 2019