POONDAXD

The most relevant person in the world. His content buddy is Zestful he is not relevant actually he's the definition of irrelevent.

Hey POONDAXD aren't you super relevant.

by POONDAXD December 29, 2020

Poondoggle

(noun) When you wake up next to someone you wouldn’t expect after a night of partying.

I drank way too much last night and wound up next to a poondoggle. I’m never drinking again.

by Le Merk February 8, 2021

Pooped and got up

When someone doesn’t wipe their ass. It’s also from a famous song (not really though)

Guy 1:I didn’t wipe my butt I just pooped and got up
Guy 2:WTF BRO

by Idk what name to use May 1, 2021

Pooted

Pooted

The rest of the time it pooted randomly all around Dreamworld - and four times a day it actually left the grounds and took a swing around the parking lot, exiting and reentering via the large-vehicle gate near the Main Gate.

When the light changed, it pooted and tooted off in the direction of New Jersey, but not before the objects noted a sticker on its bumper that announced, "I'd Rather Be Partying.

They'd make a thermos of it so it would stay hot on him while he pooted around showering and shaving and so on in the morning

by Pootymalooty October 30, 2021

porned

a better and funnier way of saying get recked

jason falls over
"get porned idiot"

by many corns for k ratty November 15, 2021

Poored Out

When you have money to spend, but prefer not to, you do things in a poor method.

Him: Why get Ramen Noodles for dinner when you can afford the ribeye steak?

Me: Can't sleep on the Ramen Noodles bro. Livin Poored Out.

by nick brown May 26, 2022

phoned

like rlly high

“dudeeee i got so phoned last night i heard voices”

by 413X4 June 14, 2022