Poo Toweler

Any annoying roommate who uses a towel to clean their ass instead of the traditional toilet paper.

Justin: "What is that rust?"
Tim: "No, it's poo. My roommate, Anne, is a total Poo Toweler"

by R@peman February 19, 2010

Poo Johnson

A generic term/nickname for the odourous, slightly distant supply teacher which every school seems to employ from time to time.

"Our bio teacher sucked, and he came to class smelling like poo. Total Poo Johnson, man."

by abacab March 13, 2010

Poo Jammer

A large brown tent with poo jammer spray painted on the side. Poo Jammer.

Homosexual male pushing poo!!!!!

Isn't Carl a fucking "Poo Jammer"....FAG!!!!!!!!!!!

by Seneeeeep! May 1, 2010

Poo Strainer

A person super glues small dots along the butt crack like buttons and presses the cheek together. When the person poops, the poo comes out like a Play-Doh spaghetti factory.

I'm sick of my poo always coming out in one big log, its so BORING. I should give myself a poo strainer and then maybe someone will love me.

by RIPRAFT April 13, 2011

poo fumes

The lingering foul smell that follows a person who has recently evacuated their bowels. Often intensified in confined spaces e.g. on a transatlantic economy class flight.

"I say Reginald, that fellow appears to be dragging an odour around with him since visiting the toilet."

"Don't worry Edith, that's just his poo fumes."

by gangstahippo January 2, 2013

poo fizzle

The tingly feeling that surprises your butthole after a spicy donair shit into a five gallon pale

Son of a gun, I just took one hell of a spicy donair shit into a five gallon pale that left my butthole in a state of poo fizzle

by Shmag liquor October 26, 2013

Poo poo cruise

A nice way of saying you're gonna be in the bathroom for a while

I'll talk to you later, got to go take a poo poo cruise

by Gladys the Great November 23, 2016