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poke relationship

when two people share a relationship which degraded straight down to giving and recieving pokes in facebook.
Person 1: "Hey how's everything going with that girl u met in France?"
Person 2: "It all came down from an open relationship to a poke relationship"
by Esteban.Arias93 July 25, 2011
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poking the tooth

(v) when a person intentionally does something that causes emotional or psychological anguish, such as constantly reading a recent ex's updates on Facebook, or listening to old speeches made by speakers they vehemently disagree with. Phrase is derived from the happenstance of someone having a sore tooth, which they keep purposefully poking at with their tongue, keeping the pain constant, while simultaneously exclaiming "Ow!".
ex 1: I've spent the whole afternoon looking at my ex's photos of her and her new boyfriend at Disneyland. Just poking the tooth, I guess.

ex 2: (person one): "You hate that guy! I've been listening to Rush Limbaugh on the radio for hours today, and it's just been pissing me off!"

(person two): "Why are you poking the tooth like that? Now you'll be in a bad mood all weekend!"
by Scotty Kave October 2, 2009
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Poke Action

The act of administering a very thorough penial slanging.

(Used only when speaking of giving or receiving a good fuck)

Hot Passion P.W.P.
That bitch is bad...she can most definitely get some poke action!

Man...you wouldn't believe the poke action I handed out last night!
by Ramondos February 26, 2008
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Choke and poke

Your partner chokes you so you retaliate by pulling their pants down and stick something that you find on the floor in their butt.
Yeah last weekend I pulled a choke and poke on Jim.
by Smurf_fag9000 December 21, 2020
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Poke 681

The best twitch streamer and that guy who was in a Morgz video
Oh have u heard about poke 681 no I have well he’s that guy who was in a morgz video
by Andysealfanmobile May 18, 2021
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jordan poke

when you poke someone who is drunk, and they don't care/notice.
"yo dude i was totaly jordan poked you last night man"
by fuknot June 28, 2008
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Shit Poking

1: hey bro want to shit poke?
2: yeah, I love shit poking
by ReaboUD April 29, 2022
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