a substitute for a swear word.
Person 1: Hey did you remember to bring your project in today?
Person2: OH CRUNCH PATTIES! I thought they were due tomorrow.
Person2: OH CRUNCH PATTIES! I thought they were due tomorrow.
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When you get some hood rat so wet, you throw her nasty unnderwear on the floor and they dry up, creating a "Krabby patty" on the floor.
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Get the PITTER PATTER mug.slang for non-sense
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Get the Pitter Patter mug.Masturbating. The female version of the phrase "belting the hog," since a woman's clitoris is pink like a piglet and less aggression is implied in the cute alliterative phrase.
I sometimes rag on my boyfriend for how much he belts the hog, but I'd sure be embarrassed if he knew how much of my week I spend patting the piglet.
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Get the patting the piglet mug.A artistic sculpture in which one or more of the models breasts are bare/showing. Often time these sculptures are made entirely for the personal pleasure of the artist, however in today's times these seemingly useless displays of eroticism and extortion of the female body go for quite large sums on the black markets of England, America, and the Honduras.
Also reffered to as a "titty sculpture".
Also reffered to as a "titty sculpture".
I was watching Antiques Roadshow today, some lady got a Patte du Var appraised for $ 15000! It was such a titty sculpture!.
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