Ballin panties

underwear that is very appealing to the general public, like, brightly colored underwear. opposite: tranny panties

"Wow! Daniel and Sara have matching ballin panties. They're so bright and fluorescent."

by D-Herbs February 17, 2009

granny panties

The kind that get you out of having sex... (almost like a diaper, in other words dont wear em if you ever wanna have a sex life)

George was so turned off by Suzie's over sized granny panties, that he refused to have sexual intercourse with her.

by Kinky Kiki (steph) December 28, 2005

pantload

A boat captain with an unusually large ass, ussually found in the wheelhouse with his feet on the dash and demanding homosexual favors

This sucks, Pantload is driving tonight which means I am going to have to do everything

by BostonBySea January 13, 2006

pantoum

1. a poem that consistes of four lines rapeate again and again that somehow is supposed to make sense and mean something different every time you mix them up again.

2. something that teachers enjoy forcing their students to write just so they can watch them squirm and give them an F

3. what i should be figguring out how to write whilst (see, im poetic) i waste time by writing a definition for it on urban dictionary

4. see sonnet

evil english teacher- i going to need you to write a sonnet and pantoum
you- ;-; *bites head off evil english teacher*
evil english teacher- ahhhh!
you- oops.....

by I HATE SCHOOL July 20, 2008

pantie blocked

before coytus, a man or a woman prevents a woman from getting laid whether it be intentionally or unintentionally

OMG, her best friend won't leave. She totally pantie blocked me

by BIG12594 February 20, 2011

Pork Panties

The fat that collects around the pelvic region of a women that gives off the illusion of a thick pair of underwear. Often occurs amongst women in approaching their middle age or can occur after having multiple children. Men are not immune to this phenomenon.

Often referred to as a "Fupa" or "Front Butt"

The pork panties on that women in the hiked up body glove shorts looked like she had on a pair of fleshy underpants!

by LaurenPynchon September 27, 2008

granny panties

The use of these should be classified as a mortal sin.

"Dude look at that lady in the granny panties."
"I'm gonna go vomit."

by Chris September 1, 2008