smashed spider

a nice juicy pink butthole

I poked her in her smashed spider.

by Anonymous July 28, 2003

smashed out

v. (state of being) When a person has played Super Smash Bros. entirely too much, and can no longer stand the game.

It is not uncommon for a person who is "smashed out" to feel nauseous or enraged when in the same room as people playing Super Smash Bros.

"No, seriously guys, I'm smashed out. Turn that off, lets watch some TV."

"Dude, if you keep playing now you're going to be smashed out later tonight when we have nothing else to do."

by University Inn April 24, 2008

Smash Account

Smash Account: Originally derived from the phrase "I got that bitch on smash", this term shares close ties with the much more frequently utilized booty call. A poor man's Little Black Book, a typical smash account is a gentleman’s virtual directory of possible “booty calls” at a given time. Women included in this mental compilation are subject to a plethora of vile and degrading sex-acts (see Cincinnati Bowtie & Rusty Trombone), and as a rule of thumb are usually unaware of their peers on the list. While Smash Accounts themselves are invaluable, their rosters are disposable and frequently updated.

"Gave this bitch a little yatch and she hit me with some dome in the bathroom; time to update the old smash account"

by Michael Wolstencroft February 14, 2006

smash and dash

When someone uses the bathroom at a place of business to take a shit without buying anything. It is often accompanied by weak attempts masquerade as a paying customer, followed by a quick exit from the building.

On the way back from camping, I had to pull a smash and dash at the Taco Bell. It was the only place around for miles.

by alunimumbat March 8, 2011

smash box

To have sex with. It's pretty simple to interpret.

She's had a few coolers, it's time to smash box.

by supersmash January 2, 2008

kennedy smash

A hard blow to the right temple.

After getting hit with a kennedy smash, the prize fighter's head went back and to the left, as he crumpled to the canvas.

by Dallop January 4, 2007

smash hit

something that is very successful

It was hard to believe that this video game was already a smash hit and that it was released only recently.

by Light Joker January 22, 2005