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San Francisco

A liberal hellscape in California where you are more likely to step on dirty aids-infested heroine needles or human feces than find affordable housing.
Mackie: I'm going on vacation to San Francisco.
Thomas: Why? Do you WANT aids?
by Spudike June 22, 2019
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san francisco

A pretty awesome city! I have been living here for 10 years and despite the cold weather its cool. It has tons of stuff to do: haight street, golden gate park, downtown, china town, marina, and the mission. Just because there are homosexuals doesn't mean that the city is horrible. Besides, most of homosexuals are very kind and live in the castro. San Francisco is expensive but that doesn't mean that everyone here is a yuppie and there are TONS of bad neighborhoods.
San Francisco is a city for the strange, the diverse, and anyone who has an open mind.
by crazyevolstalker November 11, 2006
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San Francisco

A once proud and beautiful city; where guys like Clint Eastwood could drive at excessive speeds and fire their 44 magnums at scumbags; that has been destroyed by political correctness and out of control homeless. The scumbags that Eastwood tried to exterminate are now running the city.
San Francisco was a wonderful place before left wing scumbags destroyed her.
by Mr. Stockcar May 25, 2016
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San Diego

Second largest city in area in Cali which has one of the biggest natural harbors in the world and home to one of the biggest Navy/Marine Corp bases. Is a nice place to visit but if you want to live here prepaired to be bored to death. Home of the World Famous San Diego Zoo, San Diego Wild Animal Park, Sea World and LegoLand. Is also popular for having a Walmart in everytown in the county. The good thing is the wheather is nice (65-70 degrees) all year around and hardly has no real Seasons or rainfall. Most ppl who settle in this town come from all over usually because of relations to the Military. Natives of San Diego are hard to find but are growing. Think 1/4 to half of Los Angeles, Ca. Home of the laid back Chargers and Padres that imho would play better if the wheather was rougher. Boarders one of the most fastest growing cities in America, Chula Vista, Ca.
Yo homie, Im starting to like San Diego....from National City (See Nasty City)
by Terry Jamison, August 15, 2004
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san francisco

A city on the West side of the bay. A very nice city with good, family-oriented people. Amazing friendliness can be found here considering it's location. The city on the other side of the bay, Oakland, is quite possibly the complete opposite atmosphere of San Francisco. If one is to find themself in San Francisco, I warn you not to dare to cross the bay and venture into the dangerous back street ghettos of Oakland.
Resident of San Francisco: "HI! Welcome to San Francisco!"

Resident of Oakland: "Bitch, what the hell you doing in Oakland?!"
by Zuke July 11, 2006
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San Jose

Home of the San Jose Earthquakes football team of MLS. It's safe to say that the vast majority of people on this planet know San Jose for the Earthquakes. Founded in 1974 in the old NASL, where San Jose lead the League in attendance (till Pele and Beckenbauer went to NY Cosmos). The MLS Earthquakes hosted MLS' inaugural game in 1996 beating DC United 1-0, as the San Jose Clash, a name that Nike USA insisted the San Jose team carry, thus alienating the thousands of original fans who didn't bother going to see the new team. In 2000, new owners reverted to the original name, but astonishingly chose new colors and a new logo. Two MLS Cups followed. Greats to play for The Quakes include Jimmy Johnstone, George Best, Paul Child, Johnny Moore, Landon Donovan, and Darren Huckerby to name a few. San Jose Earthquakes is the oldest name in Division 1 "soccer" in the United States.
1.
Me: You going to see the Quakes Saturday?
Friend: Not till they wear their OG San Jose colors.

2.
Me: You going to see the Quakes Saturday?
Friend: No, I live in San Jose???
by Jinky 67 December 18, 2008
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San Mateo

Coolest part of California just a little west of San Francisco. Home of the Hillsdale Knights!!!! Also home to the Aragon Dons (boo) and the San Mateo Bobcats (real creative guys). Also home to a bunch of middle schools, including Abbott, which even if you went there, you can agree sucked.

Half of the population of San Mateo think that they're super ghetto. Someone should inform them that they don't live in Oakland because nothing bad ever happens in this hood. We're super sheltered.
San Mateo is the coolest part of Bay Area! Repping 650!
by BlueHobos June 19, 2011
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