Office Turd

A co-worker who sits around doing nothing all day, is of no use and stinks up the office with his/her crappy attitude.

Steve: "There Elouise goes once again avoiding any type of responsibily around this place. She has been surfing the net all day long!"

Jim: "Yeah, it was nice when that office turd was out on vacation so we didn't have to even deal with her."

by kinglimey August 19, 2008

office butt

when yo hiney get all flat like from vegatatin in yo rolley chair for too long.

pancake butt is the same as office butt

by kevin renee jones December 31, 2010

Office Pinata

When you are part of the lowly back office at work and always get shit on and picked on by your boss and managers to the point where you feel like you are just getting beaten like a pinata. And you are just so beaten down and shit on, you just sit there and take more.

Me: Wow did you just see Stacey get yelled at for miscalculating the algorithm by a decimal and then her boss said she had to work late and the weekend. On top of that he gave her Pedro's work who he fired and then began to tell her to get her shit done on her birthday or else.
Co Worker: Damn Stacey's a true and tried office Pinata. I think I'm gonna go try to hit her too for some work and see if I can beat it out of her so I can take the day off! Ha!

by NYC haters August 16, 2011

official craft

a roblox live streamer that streams on youtube. He has gathered over 5,000 subscribers from doing that. He is most famous for his dabbing during the live stream.

Hey official craft, can you mod me?

by JakeWeirdo June 13, 2018

OfficialAggro

One of the best teams on console in this popular game entitled as “fortnite”. They have been around way before they have been noticed by others. They are known as the “slowsensteam”.

Person 1: Damn how do OfficialAggro use slow sensitivity like that
Person 2: Finally they recruited that guy, he made like 8 videos in a WEEK for OfficialAggro

by vUncle November 22, 2018

toothbrush official

a romantic relationship that has reached the point where each person leaves a toothbrush at the other's residence.

guy 1: "hey bro, how are you and Sally doing?"
guy 2: "it's toothbrush official"
guy 1: "nice"

by wopperjogged April 26, 2011

Out Of Office Bukkake

Occurs when one sends mass email (for exemple a newsletter) from his email address and then receives a lot of automatic replies from suscribers who have activated the Out Of Office rule of their email account.

- "Right after the newsletter was sent my mailbox was raped by hundreds of automatic emails"
- "Typical Out Of Office Bukkake"

by Fenixman June 17, 2013