irish oatmeal

the pile of puke one produces from drinking too much alcohol.

aww! I stepped in some Irish Oatmeal outside the bar!

by dons johnson December 16, 2009

oatsed

Another word for being really high

Person A: dude I'm really stoned.

Person B: dude I'm so oatsed!

Person A: Wow

by gravity_cat November 29, 2009

oatlands

oatlands is the most epic place to live in the history of mankind !
it is known for:
- the amazing burger shop
- best summers known to mankind
- the cool parks

- awesome chilled out atmosphere
- picturesque streets
- the most awesome kids all live in oatlands and everyone is just jealous

Micheal: hey man that kid is so cool, look at all his friends and look how much fun theyre having ! where can i go to be like him ?

Michelle: he lives in oatlands..

Micheal: OHHH that totally explains it !

by fjhsdalkjfhdksf April 23, 2011

Oates Mustache

A demented sexual act from Northern Canada. Unknowlingly having sex with your estranged father.

I can't believe she was caught on tape doing the Oates Mustache. She probably didn't know it was her dad.

by StB08 June 29, 2011

Oatmealville

A place where deer frolic, big foot walks around and little whores named Jamie live. You basically go there to end up like the bitches in Blair Witch Project while walking in to woods, or you can smoke pot in the woods and never get caught or you go there to visit your best friend and have adventures!!

Guy 1: "Hey man, want to smoke some jane up in the da woods?"
Guy 2: "Yeahhhh lets go to Oatmealville!"

by dattallbitch December 18, 2011

Oatmealed

When you want to buy online content legally (movies, music) but it isn't available, so you pirate it with the real intention of buying it later

I wanted to buy 'Game of Thrones' but I couldn't buy it...so I oatmealed it.

by Fozzie_debear June 17, 2012

Oatmealed

The act of making frivolous and/or highly inaccurate statements or lawsuits against a popular figure whereupon the internet followers and fans of such quickly jump to support said figure and expeditiously raise monitary funding for either the person's legal defense or an alternate charitable organization. Basically, you screwed yourself.

You're suing a guy whose stuff you stole and posted on your website? Dude, you're oatmealed...

by Julesong December 12, 2012