Noodle Bucket

The asshole of a fat chick

Hey dudes, I just plugged that chubby chick in the noodle bucket!

by anonymous June 9, 2016

blue noodle

The act of dipping your dick in blue paint and smacking your girlfriend across the face leaving a dick shaped stamp.

Guy 1: Hey man what did you and Cindy get up to at the party last night.
Guy 2: We got fucked up and I gave her a blue noodle in the garage.

by Raoskie August 8, 2017

Noodle Burgler

Another name for a woman's Vagina.

Dude...I got my dick stuck up inside that noodle burgler

by J-Sa August 16, 2009

Noodle Choker

A noodle choker is a person who routinely sucks on cock.

Ben is a well known noodle choker on campus.

by Yeh-Shen November 23, 2009

Egg Noodle

Noun; A person who is a little weird but it's ok because they are extremely sexy and anyone would crave their noodle.

Matt: "Tommy is such a weirdo..." Lexie: "Yea but he's totally an egg noodle! ;)"

by BobbyLynch69 March 30, 2017

Danger Noodle

1. A Venomous Snake
2. Someone with a monster dong

Beware of that Danger Noodle.
I was with this boi last night and dang, all I can say is Danger Noodle. It threatened my life.

by Soup$ June 28, 2016

noodle slurper

A perjorative term for a homosexual.

Look at these two noodle slurpers over here in the Mini Cooper, they are probably headed to San Francisco for the Gay Pride parade.

by King Chre July 3, 2011