Schrodinger's Crap

When the bathroom smells so bad, you don't know if your roommate forgot to flush but, the only way to find out is to go in there.

"The bathroom has reeked for an hour now, there must be a unflushed deuce in the bowl."
"Then go in there and flush it if you're so sure."
"I don't wanna be the one who opens the door to Schrodinger's Crap!"

by Stpaul83 June 19, 2020

crap bookmark

Basically "corn." If you accidentally swallow something non-edible, quickly eat corn so that you'll know when to look for said item in your stool.

Bob: Dude, I just swallowed my wedding ring!

Clay: Bro, eat some corn ASAP. When you see corn in the toilet, that’s your crap bookmark. No need to dig through stool until the corn appears.

by SinnMann September 10, 2011

sap crap

music, television, etc. which is designed solely to evoke an emotional response without being subtle about it.

I was watching television this morning, and everything was going great. Then I saw Sarah McLauchlan holding a puppy, and I knew that I was in for some sap crap.

by hobopotato May 14, 2012

crap penis

when you anal fuck a girl and when you aggressively rip out your penis and have a load of shit on your penis

holy crap man when i crap penis'ed her I had to wash my dick for hours to get the shit off

by WILD WolfIII July 20, 2016

crap bug

lowest of the low; bottom-feeders; unimaginative people; people going nowhere without ideas

I wish these crap bugs would get a life.

by georgeharrison December 17, 2007

crap rammer

a homosexual who basically rams other peoples crap.

drew loves to cram henry up the craper with his tiny crap rammer.

well now that crap rammers gone we can take our shields from our asses.


is that crap rammer still here jesus we should put a bell on that dirty little homo.

by job less January 13, 2009

Bull Crap

A word used by 12 year olds when they don’t want to get in trouble for saying “bullshit.”

“More pre-algebra homework? That’s bull crap.”

by WillZthousand May 28, 2021