Quarter life crisis

When you realize work is more important than partying..

“Kevin let’s go party,” Joey said “I cant, I’m currently experiencing a quarter life crisis…” kevin bitchly said

by add1$0nL13p0ld October 3, 2023

quarter cry

someone who is crying happily and sadly but is more one then the other.

"quarter cry atm"
"happy or sad bro?"
"sad."

by livvylu July 31, 2022

Chinese quarter pounder

The act of getting McDonalds regulation cheese, grilling it on top of your penis, then proceeding to pound the woman

"I just gave her the chinese quarter pounder, buns and all"

by Cartoon the spoon November 22, 2018

quarter breed

A racist term for a person who isn’t full or half mixed

Girl: YOU QUARTER BREED!

Other girl: just because I’m not half of something doesn’t mean I’m a quarter breed.

by anonymous April 28, 2023

quarter base

When you first hold hands with your girl.

Dude: yo, last night I mad it to quarter base!!!
Bro: you guys holdin’ hands already? BET

by Hotmommalover69xxxomega May 14, 2018

Quarter Pounder

(n) The act of male masturbation when performed with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand.

See also: Quarter Pounder with Cheese

Those sci-fi nerds are always getting hurt, giving themselves a quarter pounder to see what android sex is like.

by vanishingly March 9, 2024

quarter autistic

Someone who has been known to be 1/4 autistic 3/4 normal.

Brad, is a fucking Quarter Autistic, also known as QA

by Tyler Kenny June 23, 2008