Nutella flush

When a girl takes a poo and gives a blow job at the same time!

My boyfriend finished while I was wiping during the Nutella flush

by Nutella flush November 21, 2024

Toilet Flush

When you probe the asshole of a woman in a gyrating motion giving her a toilet flush like sensation, giving her a overwhelming orgasm.

She asked for a toilet flush, so I knew what I had to do.

by Anal Reign January 28, 2021

flush the mouse

When one, in a fit of anxiety and unsure of the best next steps, makes a rash an ill-advised decision leading to a bad outcome. Originally conceived and made famous on the Tony Kornheiser Show.

I wasn't even sure what state Oakland was in, but I only had two more minutes to submit my bracket, so I picked Kentucky to win. Man, I really flushed the mouse on that one.

Tony: I didn't know what to do with this dead mouse. So, I thought, "I know! I'll flush the mouse."
Michael: Oh, no.

by xSD-305x March 27, 2024

Flushing the goldfish

A good all-purpose euphemism for just about any action.

BOB: Are you alright in there, Jeff?
JEFF: Leave me alone, I'm flushing the goldfish.

MABEL: I feel so rough after last night.
KAREN: Me too. I was flushing the goldfish until three in the morning.

by WhatTheYeet September 11, 2020

Garbage Flushing

A phenomenon describing when you flawlessly survive gastrointestinal/stomach pain after eating something that is supposed to induce it.

Jake has had a 2-year history of successful garbage flushing, no matter what kind of chili sauce he takes!

by Pseudonymous Johnson June 19, 2020

Royal flush

A group consisting only of people on the asexual spectrum

"I don't think you should be hitting on them, they look like a royal flush."

"This is a royal flush household and thus sex is frowned upon."

by desertedsilk June 11, 2022

PINCH one FLUSH one

When doing time in any prison or county jail anywhere always remember and abide by the ‘Pinch One Flush One’ rule. The way this works: As soon as you ‘pinch one off’ HIT THAT BUTTON so your cellie doesn’t have to endure or power through your shit stink. Every time you pinch one, HIT THAT BUTTON! Actually just keep hitting that button on the first big pinch. Prison/Jail shitters usually have a ferociously powerful flush. You do your part and let the shitter do the rest. No one’s gonna jump all over you as long as you you hit that button. ALSO!!! Never use the shitter during meal times. Not sure about this? Fuck around and find out!

“Ugh! It smells like straight asshole up in here! Hey little homie, hasn’t anyone ever told you to PINCH ONE FLUSH ONE?

AND STAY HITTIN’ THAT BUTTON!!! SHIT!!!!!”

by FRISCO DAWG October 11, 2020