Something that Youtubers say when they Include someone in their videos who is either being stupid, toxic or both, they for some reason say that to prevent cancelation on Twitter and not for the person's sake, which is kinda stupid and useless to say, and sort of annyoing.
Youtuber: *Completely destroys the toxic person
Youtuber: Dont send hate to that person please.
Me: I will pretend i didn't see that,
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help me help me please

used when you is in need of help in a funny situation.
o im finna die,help me help me please?!
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fuck me please im horny

fuck me please im horny
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When you eat a full bag of Doritos and finger a girl’s butthole.
“Dude, I just tried the Two CheeseThank You Please”!
by Zach3850 October 17, 2019
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The announcement always said on the NYC Subway trains when the doors are about to close, and the train is about to leave.

Originally recorded by Charlie Pellett and is on all new technology trains

(older trains have live crappy announcements from the conductors)
Announcer: Stand Clear of the Closing Doors Please!

Train: closes doors, and leaves
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Jesus christ please save me

I am scared to shit alone at night please help me
Jesus christ please save me $4 off a taco bell meal, a coupon is preferred
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a statement used to show that you really want something, or someone.
Setting: Home
Characters: mom

teenager

Teenager: When can I get married?
Mom: How about 23 or 24?
Teenager:MOoom! I'll be an old

man by then.
Mom (rolls her eyes): 24 and that's final.
Teen: 19 or 20 or 21...please???
Mom: How about not?
Teen: Pretty pretty please with cherries on top???
Mom: Find yourself a girlfriend first.

Teen: That was a bad joke.
by ita112 August 05, 2011
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