Negative Blessing

When you wish for something bad to happen to get you out of something you don't want to do.

Example 1
Person 1: "Did you hear? Brandon got Covid so he gets a whole week off work."
Person 2: "Man, I wish I had that negative blessing."
Person 1: "If you visit him you might find what you're looking for."

Example 2
"I could really use a negative blessing right now."

by Zendreon July 14, 2023

nut negative

When getting a nut does not outweigh the circumstances or repercussions of achieving said nut.

See also: nut positive

Sucking my own dick definitely turned out to be a nut negative experience.

by xXDrVape420Xx December 2, 2017

Negative 10K

= dog

Dumabss nicco ows me Negative 10K

by Anthony O April 20, 2021

Negative concord

A textbook term that explains informal, illogical uses of double negatives when the intention is to convey a single negative in a sentence. This phenomenon goes against traditional English rules and effectively contributes towards the downfall of societal intelligence.

Person 1: "I didn't do nothing".

Person 2: "Did you just say a negative concord"?
Person 1: "What's that"?
Person 2: "It's when you say a double negative when you don't intend to. You don't sound smart when you speak like that".

by BruceyWucey July 9, 2025

Negative XP

Misogynist asshole edgelord
Half of urban dictionary loves him due to his wonderful "sense of humor"
Used to go by School Shooter to emphasize his edginess

Negative XP is so sigma I'm cumming at the sound of his name

by subway572572 November 13, 2023

Negs

Abbreviated from 'negative' it is often used as a used to express disbelief that something took place.
Also can be used to describe an individual's banter levels.

Friend 1: I once ate 16 doughnuts in 10 seconds
Friend 2: Negs that happened mate

"Their banter is such negs"

by GibbLord July 29, 2016

negative gains

Any type of junk food when someone is trying to cut, lose weight, or I just trying to stay healthy.

Don’t eat that candy. That is negative gains.

by arziballer July 19, 2022