Number lore

Something everyone keeps stealing and claiming as theirs. Mike salcedo only got to 2

Guy 1: NUMBER LORE IS MINE!!1
Guy 2: NO I OWN IT!!1!1!1
Mike Salcedo: *bruh*

by HelloImDavid June 22, 2023

Number 8

Maggots inside Big Mac?!?!?! In march 2011 Melbourne resident Lee Savage ordered a Big Mac. He opened the sandwich to check if it included the extra pickles he ordered, the pickles were there, but to master Savages shock and horror, there were also tens of maggots crawling around the patties.

Guy: can i get a big mac
Mcdonald's guy: ye that will be 4 dollars and 21 cents
Man: NUMBAH ATE MAGITS INSYD BEEG MAHK
Guy: no way number 8 is crazy imma order a little mac (from punch out)

by TDS Dyno March 29, 2023

leg number

When you sit too long on the toilet, and your legs go numb.

Dudeee, I just took a life threatening leg number

by Dr boyblue April 13, 2023

Number p

When Mr Q writes number 9
In reversal

Call it as a name
Number P !!!

by Veronett February 8, 2019

Number 44

Number 44

Like number 44 man scrapes his knee on a burger

by LimboHillbom May 7, 2018

Funny number

Numbers such as 69 and 420 are classified as "funny or "sussy" number which can be used in many different ways

A: " Whats your favorite number?"
B: "69"
or
A: "did they make a new funny number yet?"
B: "Isn't 69 and 420 enough?"

by your dad who is getting milk April 25, 2022

Number Three

That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

I gotta go, Take a Number Three
That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

by Biggie JT October 1, 2022