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Number 27 at Chipotle 

The number 27 at Chipotle involves a man with only a ski mask and leather straps walking into the chipotle kitchen and shitting into a tortilla and then jizzing all over the shit and then making a salad were the man pisses in it and then excretes little shit balls from his anus and using that instead of tomatoes, the salad then goes onto the tortilla with the shit and jizz still on there, the man then wraps the tortilla turning it into a burrito walks out of the kitchen then says to the customer while covered in shit jizz and piss "Here's your number 27"
"That Number 27 at Chipotle was really good, but it was missing something"
Number 27 at Chipotle by JoeyFi December 12, 2023

Number Two the Hard Way

When your female partner is sitting on the bowl taking a number one, you take a number one at the same time in the same bowl
To save time, we go Number Two the Hard Way

Number guy 

That one average dude that uses $urban (then a number) in cubiie his chat wat too much for no reason
Number guy by Average zim April 1, 2024

number one

number one also know as 1 it is the 3rd letter of the food chain
how you count

tow,three,number one, five, eight

Number 2 

P O R N, oh uh oops I mean porn uh no I mean porn oops no I mean corn. Yeah corn yummy yummy delisoud corn b
Number 2. poopy pee pee poop

number plate racism 

To assume attributes of a driver’s ability according to the State of issue of the car’s number plate.
“All cars from Kansas drive slowly in the overtaking lane.” “ Hey, that’s Number Plate Racism.”
“All Californians drive stoned.”

“All New Yorkers drive too fast.”