number 3

The act of taking a shit in a bidet. Usually done by American tourists in European countries who come back to their hotel rooms drunk off their ass.

I made sure to leave an extra large tip for the cleaning lady because I had accidentally gone number 3 the night before.

by thehunger August 31, 2007

number ten

Something which is not good, distinctly not second or third rate even, but tenth rate. Originated, as far as i can tell, in vietnam where the phrase, you're number ten gi joe might've been popular. popularized in the movie indiana jones by that kid.

you not number one, you number ten doctah jones

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

Number Nine

Another name for a girls clit.

"Goin' down to her number nine."

by MatthewJames June 24, 2008

Name Rank and Serial Number

Name Rank and Serial Number are the only things that a POW is supposed to give to his captors. This has lead to it being used to signify lying or being unresponsive to the questioning of authority figures.

Employee 1: I saw the boss grilling you in his office did you tell him I put the gay personal ad in the paper with his name and home phone?

Employee 2: Don't worry about it man, Name rank and serial number.

by burnthings March 9, 2010

number 2

What my dog did on my sisters bedroom floor last night...a good old dump right beside her baseball jersey. really says something about her team

last night my dog did this huge number 2 on the floor... she had sleep on the sofa.

by ??????? ????? September 1, 2010

rule number 5

Harden the fuck up!

Sally: this race is going to suck today, its too cold!
Me: Rule Number 5 sally! come on.
Sally: Youre right, we got this. It's been worse.

by steppernack November 21, 2012

slave number

Your "slave number" is another term for your Social Security Number which is issued by your master (or owner)-The government...

COP: I need your social security number for my arrest report...
CRIMINAL: What is a social security number?
COP: Your social security number is the nine digit number that was issued to you by the Social Security Administration (government) in order for you to get your free benefits (so you don't have to work for a living)-such as your SSI, SSD, Access, Welfare, etc.
CRIMINAL: Oh...You mean my "slave number"???...That number is 123-45-6789.

by DonZILLA November 14, 2013