naked shorts

A midget or dwarf without clothes.

Bro, Robin Hood really fucked those naked shorts!

by nobody of interest January 28, 2021

naked mole rats

A)Former Republican and conservative president of the United States. The first president to invade Iraq in the early 1990s. Failed in his attempt to capture the incarnation of evil, Geaorge W. Bush. (I mean Saddam Hussein).

B)Some really strange rodent I saw in a zoo once

A)See george w bush

B)See george w bush

by hehehe666 May 7, 2004

naked munchkin

A person who is a munchkin(horny 24/7) and naked so it has sexual intercourse with anything that moves. It has a temper 2 it will attack if you insult.DO NOT approach at all don't make eye contact you will get dwarfism.TO AVOID THEM-don't say naked munchkin 3 times in a row it will appear if you do

"man that naked munchkin there wont get off her back"
"dude run that dumbass said "naked munchkin" 3 times, run unless u want dwarfism"

by doug the one that isnt real December 13, 2008

Naked delivery

A delivery company where a naked woman delivers the packages.

Kathy is doing naked delivery.

by Deep blue 2012 December 30, 2009

naked mole rat

A penis.

biggest naked mole rat ive seen in a while!

by chittychittybangbangs December 6, 2010

naked bowling

during a camping trip or other event when there are multiple men or women sleeping in sleeping bags together and one of the people yells "NAKED BOWLING" and then gets out of the bag and rolls over the other sleepers.

Note: all sleepers must b of the same gender

man i can't believe kyle went naked bowling in the tent last week, my mouth was open and everything

by 07 Sr. Mens Swim December 5, 2007

Naked Rule

After seeing someone that you like naked a friendship can no longer exist. This comes from when couples break up and ex's can no longer be your friends.

Once you have seen them naked, they can no longer be your friend...

You can't be friends with your ex, Naked Rule man!

by DaDreadedOne February 12, 2010