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dewit's mustache

A mustache that has one side longer than the other. Thin and wispy. A person who needs some shaving lessons
by Befastanater May 31, 2018
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mustache mouth

a facial expression in which you make your mouth look kinda like a mustache.
"those girls are good at doing mustache mouth."
by mehbehreh April 29, 2016
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mrs mustache

a very fat old lady that is bossy and has a thick mustache
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Handlebar mustache

A form of facial hair that establishes a man as the ultimate alpha.
That man's handlebar mustache makes me feel so inferior.
by basher09 September 7, 2021
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mustache milk

The leftover Cummings from last nights dinner

1. A women's cum left on a mans mustache after a night of dinner.
You have a little mustache milk leftover.
by Llama dad January 8, 2017
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Pussy Mustache

Noun: The leftover vaginal secretion above the upper lip after oral sex. This resembles the "Got Milk" mustaches, though it is a mustache from pussy juice.
Bro 1: "Dude, I ate her out like it was my lunch!"
Bro 2: "I can tell by your pussy mustache."
by Yekralem August 23, 2015
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Columbian Milk Mustache

The act of ejaculating onto another person's upper lip to simulate a milk mustache.
"Nathaniel was so weird last night, he asked me for a Columbian Milk Mustache. Kinda weird, don't you think?"
by Claym0re March 23, 2025
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