dewit's mustache

A mustache that has one side longer than the other. Thin and wispy. A person who needs some shaving lessons

Dewit's Mustache looks like crap

by Befastanater May 31, 2018

mustache mouth

a facial expression in which you make your mouth look kinda like a mustache.

"those girls are good at doing mustache mouth."

by mehbehreh April 29, 2016

mrs mustache

a very fat old lady that is bossy and has a thick mustache

GET TO WORK!!!

Me:ok mrs mustache

by mcvlis;oicj;lzvpJC ;bixv[ouvso April 25, 2019

Handlebar mustache

A form of facial hair that establishes a man as the ultimate alpha.

That man's handlebar mustache makes me feel so inferior.

by basher09 September 7, 2021

mustache milk

The leftover Cummings from last nights dinner

1. A women's cum left on a mans mustache after a night of dinner.

You have a little mustache milk leftover.

by Llama dad January 8, 2017

Pussy Mustache

Noun: The leftover vaginal secretion above the upper lip after oral sex. This resembles the "Got Milk" mustaches, though it is a mustache from pussy juice.

Bro 1: "Dude, I ate her out like it was my lunch!"
Bro 2: "I can tell by your pussy mustache."

by Yekralem August 23, 2015

Columbian Milk Mustache

The act of ejaculating onto another person's upper lip to simulate a milk mustache.

"Nathaniel was so weird last night, he asked me for a Columbian Milk Mustache. Kinda weird, don't you think?"

by Claym0re March 23, 2025