pop music

The shittiest genre of music ever. Pop usually features talentless losers who rely on audio editing and autotune to sound half decent. For some reason, pop is extremely popular among American teens instead of real music, like rock.

Average American Teen: "Did you hear that new Bruno Mars song? It's pretty epic, no?"

Guy Who Appreciates Real Music: "Fuck no dude, Bruno Mars sucks, just like all pop music. Now excuse me while I listen to some REAL music."

by Greenzorz May 16, 2011

poofter music

music typically listened to by poofters

bazza said to dazza "that music sounds like bloody poofter music" as they were passing a gay night club

by Mr Mcgrillius January 16, 2008

adrenaline music

Music which stimualtes the adrenaline glands. Typical examples will include techno/dance/heavy metal/some gangsta rap. Driving to this sort of music will cause carelessness.

The prodigy have some good adrenaline music.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

High School Musical

The reason so many 11 year olds are in hospital with multiple bruises and broken limbs.

Nurse: What are the injuries?
Doctor: Multiple chinese burns, two black eyes, a very sore noogie and a wedgie so bad we can't seem to find the underwear.
Nurse: So what is it this time, doc?
Doctor: Poor Janet here had her first day of High School. She immediately burst through the doors, running through the hallways singing about how working together can help you achieve anything.
Nurse: So what happened?
Doctor: She was brutally attacked by the other children. It's the 3rd case today.

And that, children, is why you should never watch any disney channel shows, expecially High School Musical.

by Penguins Kick Ass August 8, 2009

muscle cars

American manufactured cars from a bygone era. Started as a marketing war between American automakers in the early '60s typically identified as mid-sized "A" body cars with large displacement engines that produced high horsepower and higher than normal torque. Most muscle cars were produced from 1964 thru 1972. Quarter mile speed and acceleration was the theme of the era along with styling. Not much else mattered to the targeted consumer. These cars are radically different than today's technologically advanced "rice-burners" and sub-compacts but their appeal lies in their history and styling. Many uscle cars command high prices due to their rarity. If you want to see them all, attend the Woodward Ave. Cruise in Detroit, Michigan ...usually the 3rd weekend in August. 40,000 of them

Notable muscle cars include the Chevrolet Chevelle & Camaro, Ford Mustang, Buick Skylark, Pontiac GTO & Firebird, Dodge Charger & Challenger and Plymouth Roadrunner, to name a few

by Ballsy29 August 18, 2005

Love Muscle

A guy's penis most likely the most used muscle of a guys body

Kiersten : Hey baby why don't we go up to your office and work out your Love Muscle!
Chad : Awesome do you want all 14 inches of it or just half I don't want to rip your pussy apart again?
Kiersten : Fuck it I want it all at any expense!
Chad: Great I hope you have good medical insurance!
Kiersten : No problem I have progressive!
Chad : That's car insurance!
Kiersten : Well I hope they cover pussy's too!

by SlopNChop April 26, 2017

musical

A play or movie that contains musical numbers.
Often broadway shows. Include annoyingly good songs like Oklahoma, which is educational because it teaches us that oklahoma is spelled "O-k-l-a-h-o-m-a" and some other showtunes

I've been in countless musicals. My first one was Oklahoma! Like you care...

by Liz March 5, 2004