Yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book

Yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book is a dissed to anyone who is fat and has alot of chins like the name chin in china and in phone books chinese people have somtimes the same names so it makes sence

Person1: bro yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book
RandomMofo: daaaaaaamn
OtherRandom: bro im gone dats ohh bro

Person2: imma go home now and cry

Person1: i hope you have enough toliet paper to whip your tears

by Aboychap August 14, 2018

Specy bowl hair cut fuck small dick skinny cunt eat more wanker

pretty much what it sounds like. but in case you can't tell, it is a string of words you would use when you are running out of insults, or just for shits and giggles.

i hate you so much you specy bowl hair cut fuck small dick skinny cunt eat more wanker

by megalabob March 9, 2021

see more ass than a toilet seat

for a man to to be sexually promiscuous (for the equivalent used of a women look up see more pricks than a dart board)

He may see more ass than a toilet seat but he never had a drink.

by The Return Light Joker January 26, 2010

Shit Be More Clean

If something is good, fresh or acceptable.

Man did you see that new ferrari, damn man that shit be more clean.

by Jimmy Cornrolls May 22, 2006

You're more chicken than a club sandwich!

A phrase used during verbal fights in an attempt to offend the opponent. Used commonly by the camp.

Like, You're more chicken than a club sandwich!

by Tom May 2, 2003

I've tasted snot with more flavor than this crap!

An extremely rude insult best directed at someone who is both a pain in the butt and who can't cook. The best time to say this is when the poor sap asks you if you liked the food or not.

Stupid- Yo Shawn did you like the Upside Down Turkey surprise whit Oven-roasted Weenie Chunks?

Me- I've tasted snot with more flavor than this crap! *Throws food in their face*

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

spruce moose

Spruce Moose, the tall guy who walks with a swagger and drools a lot, frequently found talking on his cell phone to nobody. Yelling out obcenities such as "hit that pussy" "Thats easy pussy" and the ever so popular "I already hit that pussy". You can find this man walking on the bridge by himself after the club closes.

Oh shit, here comes the Spruce Moose!

by Nathan Bruce September 4, 2006