moist to tsunami

Rating of how wet something makes you.

On a scale from moist to tsunami, noodle soup is a strong tide.

by Bewiggedroom43 December 6, 2016

moist boi

Any single alcoholic beverage

Yo, could you grab me a moist boi from the fridge?

by sraavo June 13, 2018

Moist

Someone who is a retarded wetter

Oh yeh you see that guy in the park he's moist.

by Jsjjsjd September 21, 2018

moist geoff

A moist geoff is something that occurs when a male is sexually aroused in the work place, leaving an uncomfortable 'sticky end'.

Fuck me, have you seen Lucy's slutty white dress, gave me a right moist geoff that did.

by Slitherin the great December 18, 2013

<.7.9.7.>Osteosarcoma Smells Like Moist Feces<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.>Osteosarcoma Smells Like Moist Feces<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.>Osteosarcoma Smells Like Moist Feces<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

moist

(Moist)
makes a moist sound like *smocssk smockchh shmø shmø* (try to use ur spit as well) and squeeze ur lips together

girl: -MMMM daddy whats that moist sound?

daddy hears the sound : *smocssk smockchh shmø shmø*

daddy answers: - thats just your moist pussy baby girl.
girl:- oo daddy MOOOOIST, MMMOOOOOOIST PUSSY.

by Slemmynem March 13, 2018

Moist

A word that should only be used to describe food objects, particularly baked goods such as: cakes, cupcakes, breads, etc.

"Hey girl! Thanks for making those cupcakes for the party. They were so moist and delicious!"

by CraytonIsMoist March 23, 2020