moist car

When you walk up to a random strangers car and skeet skeet skeet all over their front windshield.

I just moist carred all over that poor old man's car.

by Moist car September 29, 2017

Moist

A derogatory (UK slang) word used to describe someone who behaves in a ‘lame’ or cowardly way, usually among males.

Post 2011: “you’re wet”

Pre-2011: “you’re/that’s moist”

“Why you hanging out with him? He’s moist”
“You’re bare moist”
“ I don’t chat to them… they’re too moist for man”
“He didn’t say nothing back… moist bre”

by Kim2k9 February 18, 2024

critikally moist

Critikally moist is "moist critikally"

It means charlie has made u nut to the max.

For example :
I remember when Charlie made me "critikally moist" to the max.

by iammoist April 22, 2023

moist

it’s when something is squishy and hydrated.

“oh damn you're so moist”

“ew this sponge is so moist”

by moisturizermoist June 18, 2020

Moist

A yaniv will usually use this word, and he will usually use it in situations that he has nothing to say/bored/something interesting happend.

Rona: Wow this is so cool!
Yaniv: Moist.

by MoistLord420 February 21, 2020

Moist Milly

An act similar to a wet willy, wherein a woman places her finger into her vagina before inserting it into an adversary's ear.

My girlfriend gave me a moist milly... I think I'm gay now.

by Archmageous April 14, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025