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Minus-Mike

Relating to someone who runs his section of team-building sessions in an authoritarian manner.

Minus-Mike, /n/ A man who, drunk with power, deducts points from teams for trivialities such as talking, not talking, trying to solve the problem by any means, or breathing. /v/ Minus-Mike - to deduct points in the manner of Minus-Mike. Past tense: Minus-Miked.
"Our team were doing really well until we tried to defuse the bomb and got Minus-Miked!"

"C'mon, don't be a Minus-Mike, give us some points for effort!"
by Eskoala November 1, 2011
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Pirate Mike

Pirate Mike is A Douche Bag.

He likes to Dress Up As a Pirate and Tell Women he knows Kung Fu, so He Can TRY TO Impress Them and Get Laid.

Pirate Mike has a boat in Dana Point Harbor and Belongs to the Yacht Club and Fucks Guys in the Ass on the Side.
"Watch out for Pirate Mike, HE WILL TRY TO IMPRESS AND FUCK YOU."
by Suzy Quinn November 6, 2013
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Mike Kennerty

Mike Kennerty (Michael Brian Kennerty) is the guitar player for The All-American Rejects, he also offers additional vocals to the bands lead singer Tyson Ritter. He is known for crazily rocking out on stage, and his obsession with Dr. Pepper.
Mike Kennerty provides guitar and additional vocals to the band The All-American Rejects
by AAR_for_life August 8, 2006
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Mike Shinoda

Discription: very good looking with simplicity. Dark brown hair, "knowing" brown eyes, tall, manly, and he grins a lot. Long artistic fingers, big sincere smile, and built strong.
A very clean, good guy who is kind hearted and wise. He is talented and creative; handsome and funny. He's young at heart, yet mature and artistic. He's a rich and famous rockstar from the nu-metal band, Linkin Park, who at the same time could qualify for "the nice guy next door." He's a good role model and a great addition to the rock world. He married for love, not wealth. He is good to his fans and his bandmates. He is strength and love. He is Mike Shinoda.
Mike Shinoda is my hero, not for looks, but for being so human.
by jennirainbo February 11, 2004
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bravo mike

Another violent crime against a white person. The newspaper reported the perp's age, gender, height, weight, clothing and car but not his race. Of course, everyone knows it was a bravo mike.
by PING PONG BOB May 5, 2018
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mike oxbig

sounds like "my cock's big"
Woman: hi, whats ur name?
Man: Mike Oxbig
Woman: ummmmm. ok, but whats ur name?
Man: Mike Oxbig
Woman: I dont give a damn about your cock you fucking pervert.

Man (to himself): This always happens. Fuck me.
by ohmaqe February 24, 2009
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mike gordon

A talented bassist, composer, and writer, most famous for his career as bassist for the excellent and celebrated band Phish. After the band's breakup in 2004, Mike entered into a collaboration with guitar legend Leo Kottke, resulting in their exploratory album, Clone, and a limited tour. Mike also appeared several times with the Benevento-Russo Duo. In 2005, he rebanded with Leo to produce a second album, Sixty Six Steps, and the two again toured.

Mike's Phish-era solo work includes the psychoanalytic Inside In, which he produced during the Hiatus. He was also the author of Mike's Corner, a column which appeared regularly in the band's publication, the Doniac-Schvice, and also on the Phish website through July of 2003. The column was adapted into a book of short stories of the same name, with illustrations by Mike's then-fiancee, Priscilla Foster. A film maker all his life, Mike has produced an independent film, Outside Out, among others; he also directed Phish's one and only music video, Down With Disease.

Mike Gordon, now in his early forties, lives in Vermont.

See also Cactus, Phish, and Mike's Groove
by annie November 9, 2005
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