by oasp March 20, 2025
Get the California Shower Methodmug. More reliable than the Pull Out Method at preventing pregnancy.
When you see an attractive woman in public, immediately whip it out, regardless of who's around, and start masturbating furiously (optionally with crying).
Trust me, she won't go anywhere near you and you'll have zero chance of getting her pregnant.
When you see an attractive woman in public, immediately whip it out, regardless of who's around, and start masturbating furiously (optionally with crying).
Trust me, she won't go anywhere near you and you'll have zero chance of getting her pregnant.
Bro, I kept knocking up like every chick I met until I started using the whip out method & now I've found inner peace.
by SeattleSteveO May 18, 2022
Get the Whip Out Methodmug. noun / verb / adjective / everything
A universal word that can replace literally anything. “Method” adapts to every situation, every mood, and every sentence — it’s the most versatile word in existence.
Use it as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, whatever — it’ll still method.
A universal word that can replace literally anything. “Method” adapts to every situation, every mood, and every sentence — it’s the most versatile word in existence.
Use it as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, whatever — it’ll still method.
“I’m going to work” → “I’m going to method.”
“Do you want to go to the club?” → “You tryna method?” “Method.”
“This is not the vibe” → “This is not the method.”
“What’s your plan?” → “What’s your method?”
“I don’t like this” → “Anti-method.”
“I use it in all kinds of methods, and I method it very methodly.”
“Do you want to go to the club?” → “You tryna method?” “Method.”
“This is not the vibe” → “This is not the method.”
“What’s your plan?” → “What’s your method?”
“I don’t like this” → “Anti-method.”
“I use it in all kinds of methods, and I method it very methodly.”
by Tommy Johnston (TIMMYG) November 5, 2025
Get the methodmug. by The Top Balla June 20, 2024
Get the The Flesh Methodmug. by The Beast (The Real One) October 20, 2021
Get the John Shea Methodmug. 
Get the The Methodmug. An ancient Chinese fighting tactic where the aggressor uses his foreskin to wrap around the fingers of the aggressed and subdue them.
This is an ancient tactic being 3000 years old and being used by maser Xao-Wrang Chao, the 3rd temple of the Panda Family.
This is an ancient tactic being 3000 years old and being used by maser Xao-Wrang Chao, the 3rd temple of the Panda Family.
by The only skibidi goat January 25, 2025
Get the Chinese finger foreskin methodmug.