Shlong Term Memory

A person has a combination of short and long term memory.

Me: Hey Gordon, do you remember the homework that was due today from two weeks ago.

Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.

Me: But it's due in like an hour.

Gordon: What's due in an hour?

Me: Damn you got that shlong term memory.

by MountedGeneral June 30, 2018

mole's memory

The uncanny knack a promiscuous woman has to find her belongings- and the person's she's slept with.

I woke up and I swear I fucked her last night but there was no trace of her or my credit card- she definitely had mole's memory.

by Kavorks April 3, 2021

Merged Past-life Memories Syndrome (MPLMS)

A condition, in which someone accidentally mixes past-life memories from separate past-lives into a memory from one past-life.

'Like many reincarnated people, I think that I had a bad case of merged past-life memories syndrome (MPLMS): I was confused that my past-life memories from my past-life as a muse were from my past-life as a mermaid, until I figured that these memories were from separate past-lives.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis September 10, 2022

loving memory

Reminiscence about a departed human, but in either of two completely-opposite forms --- i.e., either you have memories of how much you loved said deceased person, or you LOVE da fact dat he is now merely a MEMORY.

Anytime I see an "in loving memory" obitchuary --- I mean, I mean --- oBIT-U-ARy about a totally-despicable person whom both I and lots of other folks absolutely hated da guts of, I can't help wondering how anyone ever kept a straight face when they posted said laudatory newspaper notice!

by QuacksO January 19, 2025

pornagraphic memory

the ability to remember where pictures, screenshots & memes are in your phone based around the time that you received a nude from someone

AP: you're literally never going to find that meme, its been years
Louie: Bet, i have a pornagraphic memory and i know Emily sent me a nude right around the time I saved that meme

by Snaplatts January 19, 2021

Memory

A thought or event from your past that replays in your mind throughout your day to day life

The memory of us kissing when we first met makes me so happy

by AquariusWoman November 4, 2021

Memory Arrogance

When the awareness of one's (highly) functional memory keeps one from studying/preparing for an exam in a rational way, usually manifesting itself in binge watching TV shows on Netflix, the discovery of new interests, and Googling random celebrities.

That girl has a serious case of memory arrogance- she thinks she is still going to do well on the exam, but only read the notes once then spent the rest of the night Googling celebrity doppelgangers.

by sarbear11 October 23, 2013