Shaan Mackoon

He looks like a homeless man, he thinks hes strong, but hes not,he sometimes acts drunk and also he has no life.

You look like Shaan Mackoon.

by gamertrx October 19, 2020

Shaan Mackoon

He looks like a homeless man, who thinks he’s strong but he’s not, he is gay, he sometimes acts drunk, and this guy has no life.

This Shaan Mackoon

by Gamer boy1 October 19, 2020

jordan makovy

jordan makovy is another name for your curly pube hairs. They can be irritating at times. Don’t be a jordan makovy.

Ew, she needs to trim her jordan makovys. They looks like curly fries.

by hannibal’s babey September 16, 2022

Dirty Makoto

The act of furiously mastrubating to gay porn in a fur suit while being waste deep in boiling oil

Oh I invited Dash over for a Dirty Makoto and he immedeatedly agreed

by Just a random traveler October 12, 2022

choka makok

A sexual reference to performing the actions of a blow job (dick sucking)

How about you choka makok *laughing hysterically*

by Kanye eastern December 3, 2022

Gee’marko

Gee’Marko Is the definition of standing on business. Nothing else to it.

Gee’Marko is HIM.
Gee'Marko is that nigga.

by THAT NK November 21, 2023

Abel Makkonen Tespussy

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream, and see the light, missionary, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carrier, against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, in a bounce, in the pool, in the garden, BENT OVER, against the window, most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, era ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffing, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan introducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, vulcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets SOAKED, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts (shots), hair ripping, show stopping,

When someone looks so fine they look like a daddy you can call them an Abel Makkonen Tespussy, since he is literally the definition of attraction and a hot daddy <3. XOXO (love the dad bod, put it on me =)

by abelssecretho March 4, 2025