March 9th

The Official National Sex Day, all others are invalid.

Yo its March 9th, time to go have sex with anyone I please.

by OFFICIAL WEBSTER URBAN DICTION October 16, 2019

24 march

Kill mans legally for all day

National let me unalive a man. girls and women have to kill mans that are jerks and d!cks!
Hey can i kill you? it’s 24 March

by feminist01 March 22, 2021

Marching Band

1- A group of the most determined, craziest, loving, hard-working group of individuals you will ever find EVER

2- Marching Band Buss- A place to Make or Break relationships *guilty!!*

3- A relationship with your section, and with the rest of the band

4- a place to be the best

1- SL-When I say Euph, you say num!
SL-EUPH!
S-NUM!
SL-When I say Bare, you say phone!
SL-BARE!
S-PHONE!
SL-EUPHONIUM!
S-BARITONE!!

2-Tyler put your pants on!
3-How many beats does a half not get?!

by Brittainy December 04, 2003

Marching Band

A sport in which the participants run around on the field wearing STINKIN' HOT UNIFORMS, playing music of some sort, while carrying instruments of varying sizes. All this AFTER 12 or so hour days of hotter than hades practices and pain. And yet, we keep coming back...I LOVE IT!!!

My band director's philosophy concerning shows was, "If you don't end the show out of breath and about to pass out, you didn't give it your all."

by Hallie Corson August 29, 2005

March 6

National “BJ in the shower” day!

Woot woot, it’s March 6! Come on hun, let’s go celebrate it!

by Urbanasteroid April 14, 2019

Marching Band

A way of life, consisting of a family (your section), an extended family, (the rest of the band), one or more gods (the directors), and a hell of a lot of fun.

One bando says, "You know, I actually DO have a life outside of band." The others look at him, look at each other, then one screams "Blasphemer!" and they all chase the rogue out of the bandroom.

by Duckgal July 28, 2005

march 13th

national cut a bitch day. this is the only day of the year that it is acceptable to cut fake bitches out of your life and they can’t say shit about it.

person 1: hey bitch i’m dropping you sorry
person 2: why so suddenly?
person 1: it’s march 13th
person 2: oh my bad i forgot

by the quirkiest January 28, 2020