Z: Yeah, he was laying down and she was sitting next to him and they were making out like crazy. I'm pretty sure J got a picture or video of it.
H: Damn I wish that was me. She is hot!
Z: No shit. You were flirting with her so much. He was about to kill you.
H: What ever.
H: Damn I wish that was me. She is hot!
Z: No shit. You were flirting with her so much. He was about to kill you.
H: What ever.
by funfuckingweekend March 22, 2010
by Lizzy-Beth May 14, 2009
by hotmomma0207 June 07, 2007
by Erroneusnick August 04, 2006
V - to make someone dead is to masturbate on them, while looking at them, without them knowing, and then ejaculate on them. It only counts if you are male and they are also male, otherwise youre just being creepy. This is also called killing them. If you survive the longest without being killed, you are the winner and the game starts over.
by cdawg116 December 04, 2008
Expression of pseudo British-Anglican descent: To have sexual relations with, especially in a cheeky manner. Making Love. Fornication.
by ConradLovesYou3 March 01, 2011
A deceptive phrase used as a euphemism for masturbating while still using an instant messaging site or program. More commonly practiced by males, this phrase gained popularity as earlier phrases like "be right back" or "going to the bathroom" became too obvious.
Ted: "Dude, I tried to message you on MSN but you were 'away'"
David: "Sorry about that, I was making pasta. Don't tell Elizabeth though."
David: "Sorry about that, I was making pasta. Don't tell Elizabeth though."
by amish_rabbi23 July 14, 2009