Major Testicular Anxiety (MTA) 

A feeling of pressure from within the testicals, caused by the need to bust a large nut, often due to a bomb ass, a fat pair of tits, or dirty talk.

Jessica gave Matt some Major Testicular Anxiety (MTA) after she flashed her huge perky tits in his face.

Major Testicular Anxiety (MTA) by Wheaters July 1, 2008

Major Domage 

When a female gives a guy good head. And a lot of it.

Man! Shaniece came over yesterday and we had hours by ourselves. She gave major domage.

Major Domage by foxy2510 June 13, 2009

Major League Dick 

1. One who takes being a total dick to a new level.

2. A way to describe how much a particular situation is unfortunate.

That guy just dude just snatched my two drunk ladies, what a major league dick.

Oh, you are going to fail your biology class? That MLD, bro.

Major League Dick by SolarMoth January 7, 2011

majorist

a person with a prejudiced belief that one major (educational degree) is superior to other degrees

You're such a majorist for thinking Engineering majors are better than business majors.

majorist by Burger Free May 12, 2013

mAjOR oOF 

A true oof is always a major oof.

YO dude, major oof

mAjOR oOF by floopydoop123 December 6, 2018

major teabager

King of all tea-bagin'

see: boston tea party and team teabag

'matt was fast asleep when rich decided to teabag him, he is a major teabager!!!'

major teabager by warren6983 December 14, 2006

Majorca 

A balearic Island
including cheap british and german tourism collonies

Majorcan local #1: Dude, those drunken brits and germans over there fighting for the best sunchair

Majorcan local #2: Again? man, this could be such a nice place

Majorcan local #1: yeah...i hate to be an hotel employee.

Majorcan local #2: see I sell this crap souveniers and it gets my children through college...it‘s the majorcan dream!

Majorca by SgrDD February 4, 2008