A Houstonian legend that won 75 million dollars from the Astros winning the World Series. Mattress Mack is a G.
Brayden: Hey did you hear that the Phillies fans were taunting the Houstonian legend, Mattress Mack?
Me: Yeah, I know. Don't mess with Mack!
Me: Yeah, I know. Don't mess with Mack!
by VezinaIgor31 November 11, 2022

A country loving hick with Budweiser and a belt with his kid's butt marks on it in one hand and a tractor key, Bessey the cow, and A bible in the other. He can also be found wearing a Make America great again hat, a red plaid shirt, dirty jeans, and cowboy boots. He most likely tried voted for Trump any time during Barack Obama's terms.
by wgyobepiwehdweudhweupohfwuefhw January 14, 2019

by vxl_ery September 10, 2021

by ItsNerax December 12, 2023

Mack is someone who is kind, funny, attractive, loyal to his friends and partner and respectful. He is someone you can always have a good time with and feel safe around. He takes a while to open up and if he has loved you in the past he will always truly care about you.
Mack is a good guy!!
by Loljksrry September 9, 2020

by Partygirl2000 March 9, 2022

Mack is a daesh kid and has a 80 inch chode he usually gets some girls even though his face is daesh he runs like a chicken and yeah. Also his mum is a Busty Milf like on God no cap she do be fine
by Kleavyn April 27, 2020
