mushroom cheeseburger

The culmination of every achievement of mankind, condensed into a 8 ounce dish.

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Mushroom King

The king of dicks, typically someone who is a total jerk to people.

That guy sure is a mushroom king.

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Extra ultra mega cute protogen toaster boy

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Man, Chad and Larry are a couple of real mushroom knockers...

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Man, I heard Chad and Larry are a couple of mushroom knockers

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A act where a man dips his penis in gelatin, jello, or other viscous liquids, like yogurt.

"I just had the most wicked Mushroom Baptism last night!"

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When one guy puts the tip of his penis into another guy’s penis forcefully and consensually.
It is the most popular gay sex act in Louisiana.

Last night was a movie bro. I got a chance to mushroom into a banana with Brad, it was epic!

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