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Mushroom King

The king of dicks, typically someone who is a total jerk to people.
That guy sure is a mushroom king.
Mushroom King by SirRansom November 6, 2024

Mushroom_guy208 

Extra ultra mega cute protogen toaster boy
yes Mushroom_guy208 is very adorable

Mushroom Knocker

Man, Chad and Larry are a couple of real mushroom knockers...
Mushroom Knocker by GoddessNix October 26, 2025

Mushroom Knocker

Man, I heard Chad and Larry are a couple of mushroom knockers
Mushroom Knocker by GoddessNix October 26, 2025

Mushroom Baptism

A act where a man dips his penis in gelatin, jello, or other viscous liquids, like yogurt.
"I just had the most wicked Mushroom Baptism last night!"

Mushroom Into a Banana

When one guy puts the tip of his penis into another guy’s penis forcefully and consensually.
It is the most popular gay sex act in Louisiana.
Last night was a movie bro. I got a chance to mushroom into a banana with Brad, it was epic!