The phenomenon which occurs when a Mitch consumes copious volumes of the HULK, a mix of WKD and Stella, for however long they remain conscious. It is usually characterized by off-beat dancing, the stripping of clothes, the groping of grannies, general sloppiness, obscene behaviour and inappropriately touching oneself.
Jonny: "Dude, why is that person groping that old lady and drinking green liquid"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
by Bitch_tits_bourner December 20, 2024
Get the Mitchell Bourner Wastedmug. He is quite forgetful and is unaware of obvious things around him. Thou he is a good guy, he won’t hesitate to throw shade if necessary
by Red Barron 8810 January 14, 2018
Get the Mitchell Evansmug. She is an intelligent girl. She can’t not keep a secret. Mostly has long eyelashes which in this case she blinks to much. Not so much social.
She the most beautiful girl
Does all her assignment in time
She is quite a diva
Suffers from social depression
And not quite the person in bf/gf
She the most beautiful girl
Does all her assignment in time
She is quite a diva
Suffers from social depression
And not quite the person in bf/gf
“Hey Mitchell wanna go out sometime,” said Harry
“. No thanks l will pass, l would rather study,” she said
“. No thanks l will pass, l would rather study,” she said
by anonymous May 14, 2021
Get the Mitchelmug. by ClintBellagio99 November 24, 2021
Get the Mitchellmug. Mitchell Earl is an overdose of charm, wit, and fun. Even the greatest of extroverts become introverts around a Mitchell Earl. He will buy gifts of flowers and food, always with smile, and sometimes from Trader Joe's. Be careful not to end up on the wrong side of a joke though, it'll quickly turn into a roast! When he's not the obvious magnet of attention in a room, he peacefully relaxes to watching movies, tv shows, or listening to NPR.
by fambamthankyoumam November 23, 2021
Get the Mitchell Earlmug. William Edward Mitchell is a sex god fr
Person 1-"did u hear William Edward Mitchell shagged Margaret Thatcher"
Person 2-"No I was in a fucking coma"
Person 1-"did u hear William Edward Mitchell shagged Margaret Thatcher"
Person 2-"No I was in a fucking coma"
by Pledosioum March 24, 2023
Get the William Edward Mitchellmug. by notmitchellmason October 30, 2013
Get the mitchell masonmug.