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lunch buddies

A group of bitch-made, snobby, little girls from Live Oak High that don't know where to sit at lunch anymore because of Kearston's boyfriend type thingy.
Let's make a groupchat called lunchbuddies
Lunchbuddies- it said I had to define lunch buddies but I already did that so this is the second definiton
by Big Foreheadz September 12, 2019
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LaGrange Lunch

A LaGrange lunch is when a man ejaculates inside a womans vagina, she uses her vaginal muscles to push the semen out into the mans hand, an can also stand to accomplish accomplish this if nees be. The man then puts his hand on the womans mouth, she accepts the semen into her mouth. The man then deeply kisses the woman performing a modified snowball.
Man last night me and my girl had a LaGrange lunch, it was amazing.
by Bob Betterhead May 9, 2018
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Lunch monogamist

Someone who eats the one exact same food for lunch every day. Compared to a monogamous relationship where one strictly has just one partner.
Person 1: Look at Bill in the office kitchen eating a bagel sandwich again.

Person 2: He hasn't brought any other food for lunch at all this year, Bill is a lunch monogamist, he refuses to have any other lunch but one.
by GorillaGripCuuchie69 January 17, 2021
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abort lunch

A massive diarrhea about thirty minutes after eating a meal with some funky bacteria living on it. Usually associated with the hair on the back of the neck standing on end in the moments prior to relief. Sometimes the soda still has fizz and hastily chewed food can be identified. Great relief is felt and your day proceeds normally thereafter.
Guy: "I need a spot! I got thirty seconds 'till abort lunch!"
Girl: "I told you not to eat all those shrimp with the turd veins still in."
Guy: "shut up. Help me find something to wipe with! NOW!!!"
by gyo December 9, 2012
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Turkish lunch

A Turkish lunch is the practice of eating an other persons sperm out of a woman’s coochie.
Bill: hey Susan, your dad makes a bomb ass Turkish lunch!!!
by Term-inator July 25, 2023
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Munchy Lunch

The best time of day. The time when you mix all of the grossest and yuckiest things are mixed together to make a gross mess. But it is so fun to do with your friends.
"it's time to make a munchy Lunch"

"Yay"
by munchy-lunch. November 16, 2022
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student lunched

The experience of enjoying a free lunch as a freshman, usually laid on by a local church or similar, only for it to be oafed up by a try-hard local hipster band "serenading" their audience and refusing to play at an appropriate volume for lunch, effectively forcing you to listen or leave.
Student 1: "Dude, we went to that free student lunch yesterday. My ears are still ringing thanks to that shitty hipster band"

Student 2: "You totally got student lunched, bro"
by I like My Bike November 4, 2011
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