school lunch

a scam
you pay 1-5 bucks for bad food
you could have spent that money on actual food

bro school lunch is a scam

by MINGUS_MUNGIS March 30, 2021

School Lunch

It is food picked up from a sewer and a lady craps in it they serve cold ass steak fingers and cheeseburger with hair on it

It taste like shit and a keemstar is just looking at you eating the food and you get processed milk.

Hey dude what’s for lunch

School lunch

Taste like shit

by Lolmate48 June 06, 2020

Lunch of Shame

Similar to the Walk of Shame, the Lunch of Shame is where college girls sit in a dining hall at their college, hungover, usually with no makeup and clothes they dont care about how they look in, trying to figure out what it is they did the night before. A very common sight in pretty much any universities dining hall on a Saturday or Sunday

Cody: Dude, so many girls are rocking ponytails, no makeup, and sweatpants. Why do they all of a sudden not give a shit what they look like?

Dylan: Dude, its the Lunch of Shame, they're all really hungover

by RayLay23 January 28, 2012

travis lunch

When a friend emails and asks you to go for lunch just an hour before noon, you say "sure", but then your friend goes into hiding becoming completely unresponsive to all forms of communication until after lunch when he says "sorry man was busy"

Hey, I thought you were going out for lunch? naw I had a travis lunch today. oooh, sorry to hear that.

by RodFarva May 24, 2011

Union lunch

A situation where five or more guys stand around and watch a person eat a chick's butthole. An alternative European version is slightly different by having a rotation of these men standing around into the butthole eating position.

This weekend Sarah said she would be good for the union lunch.

by Wigman87 July 10, 2021

lunch number

your identity to the school for the rest of your life

school: you're 99*** for the rest of your life now
me:okay
those are the first numbers to my lunch number so therefor they identify me forever now

by raybeez March 29, 2022

Lunch Hostage

When someone doesn't believe that you actually have legit plans for lunch and holds you at bay until the other party contacts you and tells you that they are ready. This is done just to make sure that you're not ditching them.

I was going out to eat with the Missus and my Boos held me Lunch Hostage.

by ewanders1 November 18, 2011