Lunch box

A minimally offensive term (almost loving even) for when your life partner or a good friend has put on a few extra pounds. Often shortened to "lunchy".

Hey... Lunch box... Step away from the cookies.

What's wrong? lunchy can't fit in his pants no more?

by Morf'd February 10, 2019

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lunch number

your identity to the school for the rest of your life

school: you're 99*** for the rest of your life now
me:okay
those are the first numbers to my lunch number so therefor they identify me forever now

by raybeez March 29, 2022

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Toasty lunch

Toasty lunch is a weird guy on PlayStation who is a limp Spaghetti noodle

Yo toasty lunch how u been

by The_pailidan1 July 20, 2021

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A massive diarrhea about thirty minutes after eating a meal with some funky bacteria living on it. Usually associated with the hair on the back of the neck standing on end in the moments prior to relief. Sometimes the soda still has fizz and hastily chewed food can be identified. Great relief is felt and your day proceeds normally thereafter.

Guy: "I need a spot! I got thirty seconds 'till abort lunch!"
Girl: "I told you not to eat all those shrimp with the turd veins still in."
Guy: "shut up. Help me find something to wipe with! NOW!!!"

by gyo December 9, 2012

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LaGrange Lunch

A LaGrange lunch is when a man ejaculates inside a womans vagina, she uses her vaginal muscles to push the semen out into the mans hand, an can also stand to accomplish accomplish this if nees be. The man then puts his hand on the womans mouth, she accepts the semen into her mouth. The man then deeply kisses the woman performing a modified snowball.

Man last night me and my girl had a LaGrange lunch, it was amazing.

by Bob Betterhead May 9, 2018

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