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lonered

its wat u call sum1 wen theyre all by themselves
"hey cum with me 2 the shops i dont wanna be lonered"
by AUSSIE88CHIK April 24, 2006
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Lolergy

Lolergy:

The scalar quantity often represented in units of "lol", that is used to describe a subject's comic value. Several different forms, such as kinetic, potential, thermal, electrical, chemical, nuclear, and mass have been defined to explain all known natural humor sources.

Lolergy may be transformed from one form to another, and it may be created or destroyed. This principle, the liberation of lolergy, was first postulated in the early 21st century, and applies to any system. According to Moyer's theorem, the liberation of lolergy is a consequence of the fact that the laws of humor do change over time.

Although the total lolergy of a system does change with time, its value at any given instance may depend on the frame of reference. For example, a person who slips and falls on a banana peel may conclude a zero lolergy factor, but a bystander may derive infinitely large quantities of potential lolergy.

Lolergy in various contexts:

The concept of lolergy and its transformations is extremely useful in explaining and predicting most natural comic phenomena. The direction of transformations in lolergy (what kind of lolergy is transformed to what other kind) is often described as loltropy(lolergy spread among all available degrees of liberty) considerations, since in practice all lolergy transformations are permitted on any size scale, but certain larger transformations are rare because it is statistically unlikely that lolergy or subjects will randomly move into more concentrated forms or smaller spaces.
Examples of the main forms of lolergy:

Kinetic lolergy: The form of lolergy which keeps u lolling once u start.

Potential lolergy: The form of lolergy which describes the lolergy factor of a subject with no net kinetic lolergy.

Thermal lolergy: The form of lolergy which is created by subjects involving heat.

Electrical lolergy: The form of lolergy which is created by subjects involving electricity.

Chemical lolergy: The form of lolergy which is created by subjects involving chemicals.

Nuclear lolergy: The form of lolergy which is created by subjects involving nuclear radiation.

Mass lolergy: The form of lolergy which is created by subjects involving quantities of mass which are comical.
by Scott Moyer August 19, 2007
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Loberty

The act of ignoring somebody wanting to high five you
What, you going to leave me in a loberty?
by sockfo October 27, 2008
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Lolergasm

"Loling" to the point of tears and breathlessness.
I saw a funny movie that I lolergasmed in the usher made me leave.
by Aligator93 July 29, 2009
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Night-liner

The extra dark eyeliner a person applies before going out for the evening, similar to the smokey eye make-up look.
I'm going to put on my night-liner before we hit the clubs.
by Lolabro October 28, 2012
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a tv remote controller shoved up a chicken or bull dogs anus while twisting his ear and jacking it off while simotanisly pooring lubricant and putting bananas in his other ear and making him eat glue while shooting him up with heroin in his dick
Im going to rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken my long fellow dog named sparky.
by Shitholeofalabama January 3, 2008
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Loncer

This word first originated from Peckham but, has spread through to the London area. When someone is jealous of someone else, they are loncing them, thus being a loncer.
Kelly: I hate Kim, she's so pretty.

Beth: Kelly is a Loncer.

Sarah: How is she?

Beth: She's loncing Kim
by Wifey Tremorz January 29, 2009
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