The Lisa Turtle 

When performing anal intercourse and climaxing within the rectum, one allows his penis to deflate while still inside their lover. Once the penis is flaccid the catcher would then excrete the penis much like a log of fecal matter or soft serve ice cream.

Tom screamed "shit my dick out" to Miranda as she treated his limp penis like a piece of feces and pinched it out. The Lisa Turtle was born...

The Lisa Turtle by poopdarichard October 1, 2009

Mona Lisa Smile 

That look on a girls face when you cum on her tits. Not a full on grin, but just a subtle smile that you aren't sure what it means, but you think she's enjoying it.

Sherry gave me her Mona Lisa Smile when I came all over her tits, but it went away after my buddy Tim nutted all over her face.

Mona Lisa Smile by Ed Rooney Jr July 18, 2016

dental plan, lisa needs braces 

Nonsensical chant derived from an episode of the simpsons. Great to use at TGI Fridays on monday night football.

Getz: "Dental Plan"
Everyone: "Lisa Needs Braces!"

dental plan, lisa needs braces by Getz December 23, 2003

Mona Lisa cleavage 

Showing a minuscule amount of cleavage; anything less than an inch.

Jane promised to show us her boobs, but all we got was some Mona Lisa cleavage.

Mona Lisa cleavage by DrPoodle August 14, 2009

leeuwin lisa 

one of the greatest people who you will ever meet. she's funny, serious yet laid back. she'll make u grin no matter wat ur doin. a total legend in a league of her own. when you meet this chicky you will never want the friendship you've started to end. rock on.

omg your such a leeuwin lisa...(hahaha that makes no sense at all)

leeuwin lisa by lizzy January 27, 2005

Stinky Lisa 

The act of blowing a bolus of marijuana smoke into someone's rectum. Essentially a shotgun kiss whereupon the other person's mouth is replaced with their anus.

Marie gave Corey a stinky lisa last night.

Stinky Lisa by Fernanderson November 14, 2018

Pulling a Lisa

Accidentally sending a calendar invite to everyone you have ever emailed before, then blaming it on your computer.

Disregard my breakfast invite for 2 weeks ago everyone, I seem to be pulling a Lisa today

Pulling a Lisa by JLAPPS July 10, 2019