The Limping pony

When one obsesivley penetrates a woman's ass hole to the point where she is unable to walk, then useing what force is nessesary, making her to give you a ride on her back.

I didn't get a turn on the donkey ride today at the zoo, luckly tonight my girlfriend is coming over to do the limping pony, and I'm gona get my turn.

by Renob Champ March 7, 2010

limpristic

1.(adj.) air-o-dynamic

2. (adj. misunderstood) a misunderstanding of the term "limp-wristed".

Lamar was able to fling his javelin the farthest during the Greek Games at the Homecoming Carnival due to his superior, limpristic throwing style.

by baba2dogs June 26, 2009

limple

pimple on the lip. not a cold sore!
(limple.com)

Eric has a fresh limple!

by limplelover33 July 17, 2009

limple

A rather large and highly unpleasant pimple that takes up residence on the lip and or lip area. Characterized by the bulbousness and blatantness of the throbbing whitehead.

Girl 1: Is my makeup okay?
Girl 2: Your eyes look fine, but no amount of foundation can cover that category three limple on your face.

by Emo Panda-kun November 21, 2009

limpdozer

a steroid freak that thinks he's a sexual bulldozing stud and can't get past his own ego to realize he's a limp dick trying to fuck

a top notch bitch.

i heard that douchebag limpdozer Lou Ferrigno couldn't get it up for Liv Tyler and turned green on the set when Ed Norton found out and started laughing.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

limpen

to make one's penis go limp; to lose an erection

My girlfriend and I were having sex and she farted and then I was limpened instantly.

I was enjoying some porno the other day when my mom called me...needless to say it was enough to limpen me.

by mrselfdestruct August 7, 2007

limptongueasaurus

a disease when your tongue goes limp and your words become slurred together and get very quiet, much like a small baby rawr from a dinosaur.

Tike always says Rittany mumbles, but she obviously has limptongueasaurus.

by Pintheth May 3, 2010