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jewish lies

-Lies beyond lies -
Tales that go far beyond anywhere near the truth
Friend: “I go to the doctor everyday

Me: “Jewish lies”
by Lil class at May 26, 2018
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Rhui Li

Rhui Li is a beautiful and the most gorgeous girl you will ever meet in you life,she would have alot of friends and would be the funny friend She will always support you and be there for you.
I wish I was like you Rhui Li
by ?… February 5, 2024
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Li-ilo

Li-ilo is the ideal girl everyone aspires to be. She’s perfect in every single way. She’s hella cute but also is very sweet and kind. Everyone should be like Li-ilo
Is that Li-ilo???? She’s soo prettyyy
by AyoooooGiveMeCandyyyyy November 23, 2021
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LIS

Acronym for Laughing In Silence; alternative to the common LOL (Laugh Out Loud) but more honest and truthful.
Girl #1 chatting: She has the worst unibrow...gross! but don't tell her I said so!
Girl #2 chatting: I know, I won't say a word! LIS
by pikazone October 6, 2016
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A Web Of Lies

That's where the phrase comes from.
Hym "You have me trapped in a web of lies that is decorated with my own words and you are draining my lifeforce away from me."

A fucking retard "It's YOUR words that are the lies!"

Hym "No. There are things you want to hear and that is what you consider 'true' and their are things you DON'T want to hear and those are 'lies' and now you are lying by ommission and ignoring the meaning of the words that I am saying in the hopes that I will go away or die. The reason Jordan took it so hard and you didn't is because he spend his entirely life studying MEANING and he can't ignore it the way can because 'ignore' might not even be the right word. Some of you are ignoring it and some of you don't understand it but both of you have exactly 1 thing in common... You're fucking retarded. So the 2 of you have aligned against me because I'm not retarded."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
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Li wolf

The hardest youngin out the ville destined to make it 😵 💫
Li wolf just left yo girl crib
by The real reaper November 13, 2021
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Mei-Li

She’s a sensitive, kind girl who’s loyalty means everything. Mei-Li will follow you to the end of the world even if you break her heart. Although losing Mei-Li would be the stupidest thing you could do. Mei-Li’s are insanely intelectual and empathetic, but can easily be made feel second best. Treat Mei-Li like a Queen.
How to spot a Mei-Li:
-Love books
-Always have headphones on
-Chug boiling tea and soup like it’s nothing

-Love making and giving gifts. Don’t tell them you like something, they will buy or give you ten of said thing
-Probably secretly a ninja
-Shy, but definitely have a hot hidden tattoo
“Sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt” -Mei-Li
“I’m a ten but I need fake scenarios to fall asleep” - Mei-Li
by Meimei.urmom March 6, 2024
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