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Landon

He's a hot guy and you will totally fall for him. The most popular kid in school and will always make the first move always. DON'T FALL FOR IT he will break your heart and make you suffer from first love syndrome and you'll never love anyone more than him! (A fuck boy bassically)
Emma- Who is that he's so hot!

Jess- Landon, duh. Don't fall for his act I dated him for 4 months before he broke my heart and I still love him.
by Hehehe_DeadInside December 29, 2019
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Landon

A person who has no brain and doesn’t know what he has until it’s gone and can’t get over his ex
by .ggGio December 10, 2024
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Landon Youngblood

He is the most famous of the crips, he is such a gangsta that he be wearing other niggas faces.

Landon b. Youngblood a hoyts movie theater (supervisor).
Person 1: “hi Landon Youngblood !”
Landon: “dude wtf your actually demented!”
by Homiemarlon January 9, 2020
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landon

the new form of the word incel. this does not reference anyone and anybody with the name landon is pure coincidence.
guy: "Haha women aren't funny because women"
other guy: "Don't be such a landon dude"
by Profound.artist October 14, 2019
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Landon

A gay dude who eat a lot of penis
by Dycibgccg September 14, 2020
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landon marable

Landon Marable is a hot smexy guy that i know. i’ve loved him since i was 9!! we’ve been together for 11 months. LANDON I LOVE YOU TEXT ME WHEN YOU SEE THIS 💕
landon marable: “balls in ya jaws.”
addi- “shut the actual hell up. “
by Addi Neal November 23, 2021
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Punch a person named Landon day

On January 11 yo u are legally allowed to punch a person named Landon as hard as you can
Hey guess what, It's PUNCH A PERSON NAMED LANDON DAY!
by Sentient Saltine Cracker January 10, 2024
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